Weirdest FaRt ever!

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  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    Okay, trying something.
    I like farts.

    -awaits FR-
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    I guarantee she's going to find this one. But in for fart stories anyway!
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    Okay, trying something.
    I like farts.

    -awaits FR-

    Some friend you are. We became friends on Wednesday. How quickly you forget.
    The comment I left on your profile begs to differ :D
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Everyone know that girls don't fart!
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    Hehehehe I'd get in trouble for saying what girls do instead of farting.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Everyone know that girls don't fart!

    And everyone knows girls lie!

    Touche sir!
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    Everyone know that girls don't fart!

    And everyone knows girls lie!

    Touche sir!
    Love that 'stache. What other colors does it come in?
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    This is plaguing me. I keep trying to forget this thread. I thought maybe I'd go for a walk around the block but it's still there, still bothering me. WHY IS THE "R" CAPITALIZED????????
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Everyone know that girls don't fart!

    And everyone knows girls lie!

    Touche sir!
    Love that 'stache. What other colors does it come in?

    Thanks! It's no shave November, after all! I haven't tried it in other colors, but I bet a green one would be cute.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    Everyone know that girls don't fart!
    I do.

    I was 8 months pregnant. In college. I had been on the floor in lab working on something, and it was break time. So I had to roll myself over to all fours to get up. And I let out the most massive fart. And it smelled so bad. It cleared the room. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up... so I was stuck, basking in the smell of my own fart.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Everyone know that girls don't fart!
    I do.

    I was 8 months pregnant. In college. I had been on the floor in lab working on something, and it was break time. So I had to roll myself over to all fours to get up. And I let out the most massive fart. And it smelled so bad. It cleared the room. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up... so I was stuck, basking in the smell of my own fart.

    Stuff like this is why we're friends.
  • sabified
    sabified Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Everyone know that girls don't fart!
    I do.

    I was 8 months pregnant. In college. I had been on the floor in lab working on something, and it was break time. So I had to roll myself over to all fours to get up. And I let out the most massive fart. And it smelled so bad. It cleared the room. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up... so I was stuck, basking in the smell of my own fart.


    awww.... pregnancy... what a magical time... lol
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    Still no FR. Disappoint.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    <3 farting <3
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
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    Farting in sync with my own laughter, it kind of disguised the noise... or so I hope!
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    Everyone know that girls don't fart!

    Blatant fart faced lie.
  • amcsouth
    amcsouth Posts: 283 Member
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    Everyone know that girls don't fart!
    I do.

    I was 8 months pregnant. In college. I had been on the floor in lab working on something, and it was break time. So I had to roll myself over to all fours to get up. And I let out the most massive fart. And it smelled so bad. It cleared the room. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up... so I was stuck, basking in the smell of my own fart.

    Hahahaha!!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Still no FR. Disappoint.

    I sent one. For farts.

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