Weirdest FaRt ever!

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ThePlight

Okay, trying something.
I like farts.

-awaits FR-

Some_Watery_Tart

I guarantee she's going to find this one. But in for fart stories anyway!

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ThePlight

Okay, trying something.
I like farts.

-awaits FR-

Some friend you are. We became friends on Wednesday. How quickly you forget.

The comment I left on your profile begs to differ

miss_jessiejane

Everyone know that girls don't fart!

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ThePlight

Hehehehe I'd get in trouble for saying what girls do instead of farting.

miss_jessiejane

Everyone know that girls don't fart!

And everyone knows girls lie!

Touche sir!

ThePlight

Everyone know that girls don't fart!

And everyone knows girls lie!

Touche sir!

Love that 'stache. What other colors does it come in?

delicious_cocktail

This is plaguing me. I keep trying to forget this thread. I thought maybe I'd go for a walk around the block but it's still there, still bothering me. WHY IS THE "R" CAPITALIZED????????

miss_jessiejane

Everyone know that girls don't fart!

And everyone knows girls lie!

Touche sir!

Love that 'stache. What other colors does it come in?

Thanks! It's no shave November, after all! I haven't tried it in other colors, but I bet a green one would be cute.

tehboxingkitteh

Everyone know that girls don't fart!

I do.

I was 8 months pregnant. In college. I had been on the floor in lab working on something, and it was break time. So I had to roll myself over to all fours to get up. And I let out the most massive fart. And it smelled so bad. It cleared the room. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up... so I was stuck, basking in the smell of my own fart.

miss_jessiejane

Everyone know that girls don't fart!

I do.

I was 8 months pregnant. In college. I had been on the floor in lab working on something, and it was break time. So I had to roll myself over to all fours to get up. And I let out the most massive fart. And it smelled so bad. It cleared the room. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up... so I was stuck, basking in the smell of my own fart.

Stuff like this is why we're friends.

sabified

Everyone know that girls don't fart!

I do.

I was 8 months pregnant. In college. I had been on the floor in lab working on something, and it was break time. So I had to roll myself over to all fours to get up. And I let out the most massive fart. And it smelled so bad. It cleared the room. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up... so I was stuck, basking in the smell of my own fart.

awww.... pregnancy... what a magical time... lol

ThePlight

Still no FR. Disappoint.

arghbowl

farting

MrsBobaFett

Farting in sync with my own laughter, it kind of disguised the noise... or so I hope!

arghbowl

Everyone know that girls don't fart!

Blatant fart faced lie.

amcsouth

Everyone know that girls don't fart!

I do.

I was 8 months pregnant. In college. I had been on the floor in lab working on something, and it was break time. So I had to roll myself over to all fours to get up. And I let out the most massive fart. And it smelled so bad. It cleared the room. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up... so I was stuck, basking in the smell of my own fart.

Hahahaha!!

miss_jessiejane

Still no FR. Disappoint.

I sent one. For farts.

miss_jessiejane

Everyone know that girls don't fart!

Blatant fart faced lie.

Only skeevy stoners fart.

delicious_cocktail

This is plaguing me. I keep trying to forget this thread. I thought maybe I'd go for a walk around the block but it's still there, still bothering me. WHY IS THE "R" CAPITALIZED????????

OMG! I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!!

Finally I can live my life again!

Weirdest FR ever!
Weirdest FaRt ever!


Thank God.

MiloBloom83

While having relations, my gf pooted, the vapors hitting me in a rather delicate area. It was oddly refreshing, as i was feeling quite warm from the activity. Refreshing in the foulest of ways. And we both laughed our a$$es off!!

miss_jessiejane

This is plaguing me. I keep trying to forget this thread. I thought maybe I'd go for a walk around the block but it's still there, still bothering me. WHY IS THE "R" CAPITALIZED????????

OMG! I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!!

Finally I can live my life again!

Weirdest FR ever!
Weirdest FaRt ever!


Thank God.

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catneon

pull my finger

PapaverSomniferum

So this one time, I was at the store with my family. In order to make the trip quick, my darling and I split up, each taking a kid and half the shopping list, and made a "race" of who could fill their list fast enough.

I, from all my marathon training and MFP (and having chosen the younger, more aerodynamic child), won, of course.

So I went to meet up with the other team and gloat, but upon entering their section of store, a foul stench hit me, like a wall of sulfur and evil.

I said to my partner, "man, this aisle smells like rotten egg farts"

to which he replied, "this whole store smells like this!"

I found that odd, as none of the store I had encountered thus far smelled quite like the death of the entire poultry industry, but sure enough, after joining up with the other half of my family unit, everywhere I went, the store smelled like doom and deviled eggs that had been forgotten in the back of the fridge since 2 Easter Sundays ago.

It wasn't until the stench followed us to the car that we had the terrible realization:

the odor was wafting from my sweet, soft-spoken 10 year old daughter.

When we called her out on it, she admitted that the sulfurous odor was, indeed, gas that she had been emitting silently, but deadly from her posterior since we had begun the shopping trip. I am never ever feeding her egg salad sandwiches for lunch again.

The entire store probably reeked for days.

TheSwollMinister

^^^ A literary masterpiece right there.

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