Diet Coke - aspartame- Could this be true?

HealthyChanges2010

Pffft. More likely genes. If your grand-dad's neck fell off and his father's before him, your neck will probably fall off. Nothing to with what you drink.

yep, the neck never falls far from the tree :huh:

ROFLMAO @ all of you!

alphaip

All of you - please ask me to be your friend.....

david1956

The dramatic effects of aspartamine can be seen more clearly if we compare that "after aspartamine" photo up there with his "before" photo...

GLW1969

http://www.aspartame.net/


go look at this web site for more information on Aspartame .
i personally use splenda it doesn't leave such a after taste like the rest to me but htat is my personal opnion

HealthyChanges2010

The dramatic effects of aspartamine can be seen more clearly if we compare that "after aspartamine" photo up there with his "before" photo...

Clearly, HE'S not drinking near enough!!:huh:

HealthyChanges2010

All of you - please ask me to be your friend.....

I considered, I like the weird quirkly fun sense of humor ;o)

Herewego

All I can say about this thread is :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Hoo god! nothing best that starting the day with a good laugh

HWG :happy:

alphaip

I think the before picture is right....

smuehlbauer

I love me some Aspartame!

Wonder where you got this saying from.......hmmmmmm

HealthyChanges2010

I love me some Aspartame!

Wonder where you got this saying from.......hmmmmmm

my thoughts exactly when I read that!:huh: :laugh:

smuehlbauer

Ok - you guys are fricken awesome! Thanks for the good laughs this morning!
LMAO!
Woop!
Happy Friday - Love me some aspertame!

HealthyChanges2010

Ok - you guys are fricken awesome! Thanks for the good laughs this morning!
LMAO!
Woop!
Happy Friday - Love me some aspertame!

This thread was in your Honor, you know that don't you? LOL We plotted, we planned it, all for you Steph...

Why? Because Drink UP, It's National Asparatame Day on MFP!

OK, I gotta run and run fast, the haters will be here soon :ohwell: :laugh: :laugh:

alphaip

Good way to start a Friday....

circusmom

I grew an extra arm because of Aspartame and all it does is slap me all the time. Its so frustrating

Hahahahahahahahah, OMG I'm pissing my pants! hahahahahahah...... I really needed a good laugh, Thanks so much for this post!!!

circusmom

At least whoever lost it got rid of a lot of DEAD weight.:laugh:

Again...hahahahahahahahahah, this thread is better than anti-depressants!!!!!

x_Redeemed_x

This is Great!

HealthyChanges2010

bumpin for another round of giggles for our Monday a.m back to work Day!:smokin:

Because if we read it on the net we KNOW it's true!

HealthyChanges2010

oh and over the weekend I did read, on the net of course!
.....that part of the neck was found in a can of diet Mountain Dew Code Red, bummer I love the Code Red (7x more caffeine)! Now I have to worry about shaking all the cans first?:grumble:

2BSuccessful

I did some internet research. I learned that his neck did NOT "fall off". He had a neck decompression, and traction would be helpful but is expensive and he has no insurance. Instead of you all making fun of the guy, you should be more supportive emotionally and financially. You can send donations for his traction therapy to me. Cash preferred.

HealthyChanges2010

I did some internet research. I learned that his neck did NOT "fall off". He had a neck decompression, and traction would be helpful but is expensive and he has no insurance. Instead of you all making fun of the guy, you should be more supportive emotionally and financially. You can send donations for his traction therapy to me. Cash preferred.

lol cash to you? But of course, that only makes sense!

I think we've been quite supportive of this thread, in fact most of us have loved this thread and look forward to keep it going for grins and giggles, its been an ongoing project to keep this mans story alive:smokin: .

Long live the necklace man! :drinker: But I haven't got change for a $500 so I'll have to send you that and trust you for change back, I'm willing to drop a $5 in the bucket but since they found part of the neck in a Mountain Dew Can, I'm not sure I would offer him more than that. We may yet be able to find the full neck and get it surgically replaced either that or perhaps a chicken neck in place of his, then he would look a bit more like his original photo!

I think your neck compression data may be mistaken, I also read my info on part of the neck being found and I always trust EVERYTHING I read on the net, can you send me the link of the necklace man who's got a decompressed neck? That would be most interesting and also the address to send the cash!:glasses:

2BSuccessful

That would be most interesting and also the address to send the cash!:glasses:

Ah, there is the little problem I have right now of my mail being screened due to my recent slip-up with a minor swindle that I was charged with but really I AM INNOCENT. As soon as I can open my own mail, I will supply the address for the cash.

HealthyChanges2010

That would be most interesting and also the address to send the cash!:glasses:

Ah, there is the little problem I have right now of my mail being screened due to my recent slip-up with a minor swindle that I was charged with but really I AM INNOCENT. As soon as I can open my own mail, I will supply the address for the cash.

ah, I understand, things like that happen! So how long do you get out in the yard each day? Nice to be able to use the gym equipment and build those muscles up anytime you like ;o)

x_Redeemed_x

Can I get free money from this thread? If so, then yes I will take it.

HealthyChanges2010

Can I get free money from this thread? If so, then yes I will take it.

Are you currently serving a prison term?

2BSuccessful

Structure in life is sometimes a good thing.

ProTFitness

HERE IT IS AS A PROFESSIONAL IN THE FITNESS INDUSTRY. POP IS POISION DIET OR REGULAR. YOU CAN GIVE ME EVERY EXCUSE IN THE BOOK BUT IT IS BAD BAD BAD FOR YOU IN MORE WAYS THEN PEOPLE UNDERSTAND. JUST SAY NO AND STAY AWAY FROM POP!

Rugbychick16

I drink diet coke, and I have scoliosis, probably related right?? Hope my back doesn't fall off....I mean generally speaking the area between my neck and my hips are what I'd like to dissapear but man...that'd just be a mess! :drinker:

x_Redeemed_x

HERE IT IS AS A PROFESSIONAL IN THE FITNESS INDUSTRY.

Well, that settles it. Thank you so much - we all know that it is almost impossible to become a professional in the fitness industry. It's not fair for you to discuss this with us! It's like the ultimate ace-of-spades trump card.

Now if you were an expert and not just a professional, I wouldn't even respond out of humility.

BatCola

Bhahhahhaahaa how much weight did he lose?:bigsmile:

MissSusieQ

I drink diet coke, and I have scoliosis, probably related right?? Hope my back doesn't fall off....I mean generally speaking the area between my neck and my hips are what I'd like to dissapear but man...that'd just be a mess! :drinker:

you'd better be careful, if your whole back falls off in one go you'll look a bit soft and collapsed round the middle. The trick (and, having done this myself I can promise it's reliability) is to drink just enough diet coke each day to cause a little bit of your back to fall off each day, giving your front time to take up the task of torso support. Careful not to go overboard though - if your front starts shooting off, it's time yo switch to water.