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melham
melham Posts: 233 Member
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I have a weird feeling in my stomach. Am I hungry, do I need to barf, or do I just have a suppressed desire to tell someone to f-off?
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  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    None of the above. You need to get laid.
  • tdeem009
    tdeem009 Posts: 5 Member
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    None of the above. You need to get laid.

    HAHAHA day made.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    It's just gas. Let one rip and you'll be fine.
  • melham
    melham Posts: 233 Member
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    None of the above. You need to get laid.
    You make a strong argument. I will consider this option.
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 556 Member
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    Perhaps it's a need to make #2. I recommend a toilet session pronto...maybe bring a magazine along?
  • melham
    melham Posts: 233 Member
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    It's just gas. Let one rip and you'll be fine.
    Out loud? While I'm getting laid?
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    None of the above. You need to get laid.
    You make a strong argument. I will consider this option.

    Don't think...just do.
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
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    Go ahead and google it or visit WebMD. After you leave the ER in the wee hours of the morning convinced you were dying, check back and let us know how you're doing. M'kay?
  • melham
    melham Posts: 233 Member
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    Perhaps it's a need to make #2. I recommend a toilet session pronto...maybe bring a magazine along?
    Seriously? Magazines are so 1995.
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 556 Member
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    Perhaps it's a need to make #2. I recommend a toilet session pronto...maybe bring a magazine along?
    Seriously? Magazines are so 1995.

    I would have suggested an ereader but at least a magazine could be used for two purposes...reading and toilet paper, in case you run out. ;)
  • melham
    melham Posts: 233 Member
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    Perhaps it's a need to make #2. I recommend a toilet session pronto...maybe bring a magazine along?
    Seriously? Magazines are so 1995.

    I would have suggested an ereader but at least a magazine could be used for two purposes...reading and toilet paper, in case you run out. ;)
    You are probably prepared for the zombie apocalypse, too. I like that about you.
  • Satiable
    Satiable Posts: 121
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    Perhaps it's a need to make #2. I recommend a toilet session pronto...maybe bring a magazine along?
    Seriously? Magazines are so 1995.

    I would have suggested an ereader but at least a magazine could be used for two purposes...reading and toilet paper, in case you run out. ;)
    You are probably prepared for the zombie apocalypse, too. I like that about you.
    Magazines are a pretty good resource for anti-zombie traps, too. Slipperier than a banana peel if you're trying to outrun them!
  • Kestrel45
    Kestrel45 Posts: 133
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    Lol you should break out into song and dance and see what happens.

    "What's thiiiiiis feeeeeling I'm feeeeeeling?"
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
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    Primal urge for violence. Start a fight club
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    chronic diarrhea
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
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    chronic diarrhea

    Irritable Bowel Syndrome. I checked WebMD. It's legit. You're effed.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Constipation.
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 556 Member
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    Constipation.
    you need to up your chia seed consumption. ain't nobody got time for no backed up plumbing! :D
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
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    chronic diarrhea

    Irritable Bowel Syndrome. I checked WebMD. It's legit. You're effed.

    Can't use webmd. By the time I am done, I would think i had every illness known to man
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
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    Are you pregnant?

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