What's this feeling I'm feeling?

melham
melham Posts: 233 Member
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I have a weird feeling in my stomach. Am I hungry, do I need to barf, or do I just have a suppressed desire to tell someone to f-off?

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  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    None of the above. You need to get laid.
  • tdeem009
    tdeem009 Posts: 5 Member
    None of the above. You need to get laid.

    HAHAHA day made.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    It's just gas. Let one rip and you'll be fine.
  • melham
    melham Posts: 233 Member
    None of the above. You need to get laid.
    You make a strong argument. I will consider this option.
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
    Perhaps it's a need to make #2. I recommend a toilet session pronto...maybe bring a magazine along?
  • melham
    melham Posts: 233 Member
    It's just gas. Let one rip and you'll be fine.
    Out loud? While I'm getting laid?
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    None of the above. You need to get laid.
    You make a strong argument. I will consider this option.

    Don't think...just do.
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    Go ahead and google it or visit WebMD. After you leave the ER in the wee hours of the morning convinced you were dying, check back and let us know how you're doing. M'kay?
  • melham
    melham Posts: 233 Member
    Perhaps it's a need to make #2. I recommend a toilet session pronto...maybe bring a magazine along?
    Seriously? Magazines are so 1995.
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
    Perhaps it's a need to make #2. I recommend a toilet session pronto...maybe bring a magazine along?
    Seriously? Magazines are so 1995.

    I would have suggested an ereader but at least a magazine could be used for two purposes...reading and toilet paper, in case you run out. ;)
  • melham
    melham Posts: 233 Member
    Perhaps it's a need to make #2. I recommend a toilet session pronto...maybe bring a magazine along?
    Seriously? Magazines are so 1995.

    I would have suggested an ereader but at least a magazine could be used for two purposes...reading and toilet paper, in case you run out. ;)
    You are probably prepared for the zombie apocalypse, too. I like that about you.
  • Satiable
    Satiable Posts: 121
    Perhaps it's a need to make #2. I recommend a toilet session pronto...maybe bring a magazine along?
    Seriously? Magazines are so 1995.

    I would have suggested an ereader but at least a magazine could be used for two purposes...reading and toilet paper, in case you run out. ;)
    You are probably prepared for the zombie apocalypse, too. I like that about you.
    Magazines are a pretty good resource for anti-zombie traps, too. Slipperier than a banana peel if you're trying to outrun them!
  • Kestrel45
    Kestrel45 Posts: 133
    Lol you should break out into song and dance and see what happens.

    "What's thiiiiiis feeeeeling I'm feeeeeeling?"
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
    Primal urge for violence. Start a fight club
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    chronic diarrhea
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    chronic diarrhea

    Irritable Bowel Syndrome. I checked WebMD. It's legit. You're effed.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Constipation.
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
    Constipation.
    you need to up your chia seed consumption. ain't nobody got time for no backed up plumbing! :D
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
    chronic diarrhea

    Irritable Bowel Syndrome. I checked WebMD. It's legit. You're effed.

    Can't use webmd. By the time I am done, I would think i had every illness known to man
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Are you pregnant?
  • One_Fur_luck
    One_Fur_luck Posts: 49
    Are you pregnant?
    this
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
    chronic diarrhea

    Irritable Bowel Syndrome. I checked WebMD. It's legit. You're effed.

    Can't use webmd. By the time I am done, I would think i had every illness known to man

    I had to promise myself to never google a symptom again! lol it kicked me into some hychondriac paranoia and I end up thinking I have a rare form of cancer...awful.
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    I have a weird feeling in my stomach. Am I hungry, do I need to barf, or do I just have a suppressed desire to tell someone to f-off?

    Isn't the supressed desire to tell someone to f-off just another way our bodies tell us it's time for nookie?
  • melham
    melham Posts: 233 Member
    Are you pregnant?
    No. No no no no noooooooooohoho. Nope. Never. Ever. Not even once. Ever.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Lol you should break out into song and dance and see what happens.

    "What's thiiiiiis feeeeeling I'm feeeeeeling?"

    Don't forget the jazz hands if you choose this option!
  • BrotherBill913
    BrotherBill913 Posts: 662 Member
    None of the above. You need to get laid.

    How you doin? :smile: :glasses:
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    None of the above. You need to get laid.

    +1
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
    Tapeworm ?
  • Sjenny5891
    Sjenny5891 Posts: 717 Member
    Are you pregnant?

    Sounds about right. :laugh:

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