roommate/housemate venting thread

tryingtoshed

C'mon…. you know you want to

Go for it!

tryingtoshed

this one's a gem:
my roommate claimed I used more utilities than her so she was only going to pay 1/3 of the bill. HAHA.
Oh yeah--- and no boys allowed at ALL in the apartment.

What the actual *kitten*?

nikilis

this one's a gem:
my roommate claimed I used more utilities than her so she was only going to pay 1/3 of the bill. HAHA.
Oh yeah--- and no boys allowed at ALL in the apartment.

What the actual *kitten*?

I think you missed the "my" off the beginning of the topic. lool. just saying.

tryingtoshed

this one's a gem:
my roommate claimed I used more utilities than her so she was only going to pay 1/3 of the bill. HAHA.
Oh yeah--- and no boys allowed at ALL in the apartment.

What the actual *kitten*?

I think you missed the "my" off the beginning of the topic. lool. just saying.

no, I actually find crazy roommate stories to be funny, but I guess you are entitled to your opinion

Madame_Goldbricker

I am constantly annoyed by my housemate. I have to wash the dishes all the time, pick up after her, tidy her room just so I can get through the door, wash her clothes, loan her money, walk her dog, & listen to her complain for hours on end.

* She also happens to be my daughter :frown:

PikaKnight

this one's a gem:
my roommate claimed I used more utilities than her so she was only going to pay 1/3 of the bill. HAHA.
Oh yeah--- and no boys allowed at ALL in the apartment.

What the actual *kitten*?

I think you missed the "my" off the beginning of the topic. lool. just saying.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

tryingtoshed

I am constantly annoyed by my housemate. I have to wash the dishes all the time, pick up after her, tidy her room just so I can get through the door, wash her clothes, loan her money, walk her dog, & listen to her complain for hours on end.

* She also happens to be my daughter :frown:

haha I love it!

dbmata

C'mon…. you know you want to

Go for it!

I had a really ****ty time with this pos roommate when I was going to college. I decided not to hit the dorms so I could have a drinking oasis for classmates. Well, ol' *kitten* would ***** and moan every time I had people over to crush some rum.

Until the night he was trashed and brought home a tranny, and I took some pictures. Offered to send said pictures to his bandmates and his parents. He stopped his moaning.

Jagreene62

I am constantly annoyed by my housemate. I have to wash the dishes all the time, pick up after her, tidy her room just so I can get through the door, wash her clothes, loan her money, walk her dog, & listen to her complain for hours on end.

* She also happens to be my daughter :frown:

:laugh: OMG!!! Sooooo funny!! I was going to reply, "They're just helping you to get ready for a husband." LOVE IT!!! :laugh:

aafoo

I am constantly annoyed by my housemate. I have to wash the dishes all the time, pick up after her, tidy her room just so I can get through the door, wash her clothes, loan her money, walk her dog, & listen to her complain for hours on end.

* She also happens to be my daughter :frown:

Thats a cute story!

tryingtoshed

C'mon…. you know you want to

Go for it!

I had a really ****ty time with this pos roommate when I was going to college. I decided not to hit the dorms so I could have a drinking oasis for classmates. Well, ol' *kitten* would ***** and moan every time I had people over to crush some rum.

Until the night he was trashed and brought home a tranny, and I took some pictures. Offered to send said pictures to his bandmates and his parents. He stopped his moaning.

hahahaha pics or it didn't happen!

hajenkatt

I had a roommate in college that told me she saw a ghost in our dorm apartment. That didn't phase me, but when she later said the ghost told her it didn't like the bible in my bookshelf and that I needed to "get rid of it or else" I got a little freaked out. Not freaked out that I believed what she was saying, but the fact that SHE believed it so strongly. The girl was a total nutcase.

JoRocka

32 year old male roommate- heavy smoker- alcoholic (functinoal but none the less)
> doesn't clean
> works night shift- stays up all day- then can't wake up- has 3 alarms going off simultenously aroudn 10 PM- sometimes he wakes up and forgets to turn them off- and they just keep going off untill I have to go upstairs.
> leaves dishes in the sink for days
.> if he drops something he won't pick it up
> if it breaks he cleans up the bare minimum and walks away
> he barely took care of his dying dog
--- she was bleeding/pissing everywhere constantly
--- used to wake me up at all hours (diabetic- and was constantly thirsty- and constantly needing to go out)
> wouldn't clean up after her at all
> wouilnd't vaccum
> wouldn't clean the bath room
> leaves stuff on the porch
> no mowing grass
> no raking the leaves
> only does laundry ones a month- ties up the machine for two days straight-
> would leave laundry in the washer to sit for a day or two
> leaves his big huge pile of laundry down stairs- it's easily almost head high at this point
> says he'll do something 'for the house' and then won't do it FOR DAYS
> if he DOES mop- he'd leave cleaning supplies out
> if he DID clean up after the dog- he'd leave wet urine soaked paper towels on the floor FOR DAYS
> left stuff in walk ways

He is the most apathetic peson I've ever met- he's a passenger in his own life- he cant' be bothered to do anything- and he refuses to take responsibility for ANYTHING- anything that goes wrong in his life- is NEVER his fault.

He is broke right now because he got a DUI- and had to pay for a lawyer- his dad died- had to pay for the funeral- dog had all sorts of issues- and he had to pay for that- so he's crying about how he doesn't have any money- guess what *kitten*- you asked for most of this stuff by neglecting it in the first place.

Useless- I have so much hatred for him- I work 3-4 jobs- and I bust my *kitten*- and I take FULL responsibility for EVERYTHING in my life (or at least I try to).

useless- HATE HIM because he is so fcuking lazy.

Moving January 1 to my new place.

THANK FRICKING GOD.

mdivamuffin

C'mon…. you know you want to

Go for it!

I had a really ****ty time with this pos roommate when I was going to college. I decided not to hit the dorms so I could have a drinking oasis for classmates. Well, ol' *kitten* would ***** and moan every time I had people over to crush some rum.

Until the night he was trashed and brought home a tranny, and I took some pictures. Offered to send said pictures to his bandmates and his parents. He stopped his moaning.

Are you by any chance this guy? Not really funny at all what you did.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9280850/Rutgers-suicide-man-who-filmed-gay-room-mate-sentenced-to-30-days.html

zyxst

My high school friend and I lived together for a couple of months while we went to college. She enjoyed selling my stuff to our landlady, then laughing at me for being pissed. Friend changed her tune when I "sold" her John Wayne wall hanging to the landlady.

tryingtoshed

32 year old male roommate- heavy smoker- alcoholic (functinoal but none the less)
> doesn't clean
> works night shift- stays up all day- then can't wake up- has 3 alarms going off simultenously aroudn 10 PM- sometimes he wakes up and forgets to turn them off- and they just keep going off untill I have to go upstairs.
> leaves dishes in the sink for days
.> if he drops something he won't pick it up
> if it breaks he cleans up the bare minimum and walks away
> he barely took care of his dying dog
--- she was bleeding/pissing everywhere constantly
--- used to wake me up at all hours (diabetic- and was constantly thirsty- and constantly needing to go out)
> wouldn't clean up after her at all
> wouilnd't vaccum
> wouldn't clean the bath room
> leaves stuff on the porch
> no mowing grass
> no raking the leaves
> only does laundry ones a month- ties up the machine for two days straight-
> would leave laundry in the washer to sit for a day or two
> leaves his big huge pile of laundry down stairs- it's easily almost head high at this point
> says he'll do something 'for the house' and then won't do it FOR DAYS
> if he DOES mop- he'd leave cleaning supplies out
> if he DID clean up after the dog- he'd leave wet urine soaked paper towels on the floor FOR DAYS
> left stuff in walk ways

He is the most apathetic peson I've ever met- he's a passenger in his own life- he cant' be bothered to do anything- and he refuses to take responsibility for ANYTHING- anything that goes wrong in his life- is NEVER his fault.

He is broke right now because he got a DUI- and had to pay for a lawyer- his dad died- had to pay for the funeral- dog had all sorts of issues- and he had to pay for that- so he's crying about how he doesn't have any money- guess what *kitten*- you asked for most of this stuff by neglecting it in the first place.

Useless- I have so much hatred for him- I work 3-4 jobs- and I bust my *kitten*- and I take FULL responsibility for EVERYTHING in my life (or at least I try to).

useless- HATE HIM because he is so fcuking lazy.

Moving January 1 to my new place.

THANK FRICKING GOD.

omg you poor thing