Things I Ponder....

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  • rosemary98
    rosemary98 Posts: 632
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    Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

    I think if a plane was going down...there would be little time to organize a parachute launch.
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
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    Why is booger spelled booger and sugar spelled sugar, bugar shooger *mind sploded*
  • badgerdh
    badgerdh Posts: 179 Member
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    Did ladies who wanted "kick those nasty thoughts" ever actually dial 1-900-MIXALOT...???
  • THECaptainObvious
    THECaptainObvious Posts: 399 Member
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    Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

    Single women are attracted to married men because they seem like devoted husbands and fathers-- all the traits their wives give them! In essence, single women are attracted to married women! LOL
  • THECaptainObvious
    THECaptainObvious Posts: 399 Member
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    Did ladies who wanted "kick those nasty thoughts" ever actually dial 1-900-MIXALOT...???

    Yeah turns out that's a Russian teacake factory...
  • nycmark
    nycmark Posts: 16 Member
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    Does your alarm go off or go on

    Does a fire cause something to burn up or burn down

    Do you sit up or sit down
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

    Single women are attracted to married men because they seem like devoted husbands and fathers-- all the traits their wives give them! In essence, single women are attracted to married women! LOL

    its been said we all really want a wife
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    New Thing I am Pondering........

    Why in the heck was the feed page changed?!?!?!!! Not liking it at all!!! :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:

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