Krampus!?!?! I hate the truth!

deksgrl

Krampus is a myth!

Is it any coincidence that KRAMPUS is just MARKUPS spelled in a different order?!??!??!!?

Markups happen the day before Black Friday, to dupe people into thinking they are getting a deal.

OMG - KRAMPUS INVENTED BLACK FRIDAY!

So does he hate Christmas, or Thanksgiving?....I are confused

He hates greed and Walmart and has devised this special way people can get trampled.

BrainyBurro

He hates greed and Walmart and has devised this special way people can get trampled.

natural selection at work. :drinker:

dbmata

Is Krampus related to tbe Chupacabra?

Nope, Obamacare.

If you're naughty, he'll beat you to death instead of giving you meds.

_SABOTEUR_

But, you always told me you enjoyed a good spitroast...

dbmata

... Wait... You're telling me everyone doesn't celebrate Christmas in fear of Krampus? .... That's how my family always did it: huddled up behind barricaded doors, shotguns points in every direction, blasted out of our minds on homemade moonshine.

shazbot.

I NEED to head east for Christmas!

Feel free! There's always plenty of 'shine. It's told that Krampus kidnaps children who haven't made enough during the year to satiate their parents thirst. ... At least that's what I was always told.

I hope to learn how to make that this year.

Fullsterkur_woman

Didn't anybody post this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p1JYvV178E

ldrosophila

you did the right thing next time he acts out you look at him and go....krrrrampusssss! that kid will quickly learn how to say please and thank you. good job mom.