7.5 men only...

_John_

Sorry, we need one of us 8 to be a little guy...

FindingMyPerfection

I is confused. :huh:

_John_

I is confused. :huh:

I'm looking for 7 Santas and one elf...

FatHuMan1

I already told you I'm a hobbit. But I can cook!

man_in_drag

I is confused. :huh:

I'm looking for 7 Santas and one elf...

i call elf!!!!

WeepingAngel81

Hobbits like to eat. I like to eat. I think that makes you a 10

nygiants1313

He is crying because he cant find a boyfriend lol

Cranquistador

amazon checking in.

BrainyBurro

what about 15 oompa loompas? ...would that work?

downsizinghoss

I could probably be a santa and an elf.

FatHuMan1

Hobbits like to eat. I like to eat. I think that makes you a 10

But do you like to eat hobbits?

susieoj

xoemmytee

unless it's centimeters

cwolfman13

Holy ****...that's like my 12 year old doppleganger....same hair and everything....

WeepingAngel81

Hobbits like to eat. I like to eat. I think that makes you a 10

But do you like to eat hobbits?

I haven't tried hobbit, but I'm for anything at least once.

Sinisterly

So, what you're saying is.. You want a brah. Only good to look at.

FatHuMan1

Hobbits like to eat. I like to eat. I think that makes you a 10

But do you like to eat hobbits?

I haven't tried hobbit, but I'm for anything at least once.

Sweet!

billsica

Is this some weird Human Centipede Christmas special?

Pedalpush

I thought you were talking inches...

Cliffslosinit

whatcha' need?