help finding girl

Collier78

Shooby doo bop shoo doo bop, I wanna love you...computer love.

Oh HELL NO...I laughed so hard I'm crying and everyone at the office ALREADY thinks I'm crazy!!

delicious_cocktail

I'll chat with you, baby.

I'll post everything you say in another tread so we can all laugh about your hot rod, but don't let that stop you.

^ Unf! I know you think that this would be a mean thing but I know a lot of guys who are not me for whom this would actually be a big selling point.

minuz5

Wow I cant imagine why you cant get a girl to talk to you.

djeffreys10

Wow I cant imagine why you cant get a girl to talk to you.

Finally loses his virginity...it was a tranny.

aakaakaak

OP is just trying to get a testosterone boost as a pre-workout. The act of chatting a girl up will do that. Not as much as actual sex, but it does help low-t issues.

So really, OP isn't creepy. He just wants to get in a good solid workout.

By the way, anybody wanna buy this bridge I'm selling on Brooklyn?

Greenrun99

The girls here won't just want to chat. They're going to demand junk pics.

I know they ask about calories, exercises they can do, and have you drop your guard.. and then they are like "Junk pics or were Done!"...

splitaces

I'll chat with you, baby.

I'll post everything you say in another tread so we can all laugh about your hot rod, but don't let that stop you.

^ Unf! I know you think that this would be a mean thing but I know a lot of guys who are not me for whom this would actually be a big selling point.

ya, i do also they would take it the wrong way

devil_in_a_blue_dress

I'll chat with you, baby.

I'll post everything you say in another tread so we can all laugh about your hot rod, but don't let that stop you.

^ Unf! I know you think that this would be a mean thing but I know a lot of guys who are not me for whom this would actually be a big selling point.

Wait, you mean some big, strong men like being mocked and otherwise humiliated by a nice, young lady like myself?

Tell me more.

splitaces

OP is just trying to get a testosterone boost as a pre-workout. The act of chatting a girl up will do that. Not as much as actual sex, but it does help low-t issues.

So really, OP isn't creepy. He just wants to get in a good solid workout.

By the way, anybody wanna buy this bridge I'm selling on Brooklyn?

salladeve

It puts the lotion on its skin.

ha ha That is exactly what I thought! (BTW, I love that movie, I've seen it probably 5 times)

delicious_cocktail

I'll chat with you, baby.

I'll post everything you say in another tread so we can all laugh about your hot rod, but don't let that stop you.

^ Unf! I know you think that this would be a mean thing but I know a lot of guys who are not me for whom this would actually be a big selling point.

Wait, you mean some big, strong men like being mocked and otherwise humiliated by a nice, young lady like myself?

Tell me more.

. . . nope. Just a rumor I heard on the innertubes.

vtmoon

I'll chat with you, baby.

I'll post everything you say in another tread so we can all laugh about your hot rod, but don't let that stop you.

^ Unf! I know you think that this would be a mean thing but I know a lot of guys who are not me for whom this would actually be a big selling point.

Wait, you mean some big, strong men like being mocked and otherwise humiliated by a nice, young lady like myself?

Tell me more.

I feel like I would be stealing your innocence, but you can Google it. Some even like to give you money for doing it.

Triciad811

I swear I learn something new everyday here

Myhaloslipped

The girls here won't just want to chat. They're going to demand junk pics.

I know they ask about calories, exercises they can do, and have you drop your guard.. and then they are like "Junk pics or were Done!"...

You said it was sexy when I give you ultimatums!

AZ_Gato

I'll chat with you, baby.

I'll post everything you say in another tread so we can all laugh about your hot rod, but don't let that stop you.

^ Unf! I know you think that this would be a mean thing but I know a lot of guys who are not me for whom this would actually be a big selling point.

Wait, you mean some big, strong men like being mocked and otherwise humiliated by a nice, young lady like myself?

Tell me more.

I feel like I would be stealing your innocence, but you can Google it. Some even like to give you money for doing it.

Please don't steal her innocence like you stole mine.

chelstakencharge

are you serious?

kjg1965297

You can call 1-900-xxx-xxxx at 1.99 per minute

dtimedwards

The girls here won't just want to chat. They're going to demand junk pics.

Hey ladies, I went to the recycling center yesterday.... one more stamp on my card and I get a free truckload of garbage!

***call me sign***

ILoveTheBrowns

im aaron 27/m/ohio.....hung like a chihuahua

devil_in_a_blue_dress

I'll chat with you, baby.

I'll post everything you say in another tread so we can all laugh about your hot rod, but don't let that stop you.

^ Unf! I know you think that this would be a mean thing but I know a lot of guys who are not me for whom this would actually be a big selling point.

Wait, you mean some big, strong men like being mocked and otherwise humiliated by a nice, young lady like myself?

Tell me more.

. . . nope. Just a rumor I heard on the innertubes.

Triciad811

The girls here won't just want to chat. They're going to demand junk pics.

Hey ladies, I went to the recycling center yesterday.... one more stamp on my card and I get a free truckload of garbage!

***call me sign***

What no pictures???

devil_in_a_blue_dress

I'll chat with you, baby.

I'll post everything you say in another tread so we can all laugh about your hot rod, but don't let that stop you.

^ Unf! I know you think that this would be a mean thing but I know a lot of guys who are not me for whom this would actually be a big selling point.

Wait, you mean some big, strong men like being mocked and otherwise humiliated by a nice, young lady like myself?

Tell me more.

I feel like I would be stealing your innocence, but you can Google it. Some even like to give you money for doing it.

What's a google?

AZ_Gato

I'll chat with you, baby.

I'll post everything you say in another tread so we can all laugh about your hot rod, but don't let that stop you.

^ Unf! I know you think that this would be a mean thing but I know a lot of guys who are not me for whom this would actually be a big selling point.

Wait, you mean some big, strong men like being mocked and otherwise humiliated by a nice, young lady like myself?

Tell me more.

I feel like I would be stealing your innocence, but you can Google it. Some even like to give you money for doing it.

What's a google?

What's your KIK handle? I'll send you a photo.

dtimedwards

The girls here won't just want to chat. They're going to demand junk pics.

Hey ladies, I went to the recycling center yesterday.... one more stamp on my card and I get a free truckload of garbage!

***call me sign***

What no pictures???

You got any recyclables?

Grider056

... Interesting ...

devil_in_a_blue_dress

I'll chat with you, baby.

I'll post everything you say in another tread so we can all laugh about your hot rod, but don't let that stop you.

^ Unf! I know you think that this would be a mean thing but I know a lot of guys who are not me for whom this would actually be a big selling point.

Wait, you mean some big, strong men like being mocked and otherwise humiliated by a nice, young lady like myself?

Tell me more.

I feel like I would be stealing your innocence, but you can Google it. Some even like to give you money for doing it.

What's a google?

What's your KIK handle? I'll send you a photo.

That offer is quite difficult to pass up, however, I believe you mistook my interest in Mr. Cocktail's charming belief that I don't know exactly as caring about your google.

ekz13

couldn't imagine how this approach could backfire... :laugh:

heylookitsval

Challenge accepted!

Cranquistador

Now I want cocktails.