why is life trying to sabotage me?????

sweet_blasphemy

that's nothing.

there was a lunch meeting at work yesterday so i purposefully didn't bring anything with me. when i got there, i spotted 1 of 2 sandwiches labeled "Mediterranean Veggie," my eyes lit up, my heart leaped... "finally! a lunch meeting with something substantial for me to eat!" i thought.... but, to my shock and horror, i tore off the wrapper to find the sandwich.... *dun dun DUNNNNNN* smothered in feta cheese! *gasp*

with all my hopes and dreams of a full belly dashed on the jagged rocks below, i sullenly put back the sandwich and begrudgingly fixed myself a plate of plain lettuce and balsamic vinaigrette. by 3:30pm, i was delirious and desperate enough to forage for any form of suitable sustenance, but my quest turned up naught but a meager single serving bag of kettle chips and a piece of crusty white bread. by the end of my 12-hour shift i was weak, wasting, withered. i had not the strength to carry through with my nightly visit to the gym. i drove home with my head hung low, the feeling of defeat hanging heavily on my bones. "curse this wretched day!" i shouted (not really) and resolved to never again leave home without arming myself at very least with a luna bar in tow.

all that, and i was so hangry by the time i got home i ate everything in sight and ended the day with my macros all messed up 'n stuff, and woke up 2lbs heavier this morning.

i is teh woe :sad:

and here is your thread back :flowerforyou:

Monkey_Business

OMG!!! Your co-worker sucks. It will be OK!! :flowerforyou:

Now get your hand outta the popcorn, pull up your big girl panties (if you are wearing any) and forge ahead. You got this!! :happy:

OK... this did make sniker at my boss just now....

wfrazjr

Get some flea spray and spray it around your desk before that leach attaches himself to you and sucks the life out of you.

Your coworker subtract and divides from you, find a lunch mate that will add and multiply you.

davepearson86

You should quit, it's not worth any money to have to put up with people like that.

On a serious note, you need to surrender your MAN CARD to to nearest real man.

iNkedFiTmama

for real. lol

wow, talk about first world problems.

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JoRocka

Get your revenge on him. Bake him some cookies but mix some extra strong laxative powder in to them before baking them.

anyone know what the legal rammifcations are on this?

we have a guy stealing cookies at our office

Myhaloslipped

Kid's birthday? Wow, I guess anything will pass as an excuse to cancel lunch plans these days. You don't need people like this in your life! :drinker:

JoRocka

Thanks for your understanding. It's 21 minutes until lunch time and I'm still so confused and hurt as to what I should do!

really? please tell me THIS is a joke-

The trolls do not appreciate this.

Thomasm198

Get your revenge on him. Bake him some cookies but mix some extra strong laxative powder in to them before baking them.

no, he already has this strange habit of having to tuck his shirt into his pants when he's at my desk.... I don't want to risk that getting any worse

He's a pervert! I don't think it is safe for you to be alone with him. You have no idea what he's really doing when he puts his hand down his pants. :noway:

Ed98043

It's a sabotage I tell you!!!!

Should that be "I'm telling y'all - it's sabotage!"

And sorry, I thought you were a dude at first too. Upon closer inspection of your photo I saw the girl-ness, but the baseball cap and hair tucked up thing says male at first glance.

KANGOOJUMPS

is it time to get into the booze yet?????

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I'm just glad there aren't any California Pizza Kitchen places around here... we all know how much of a sabotage THOSE are!

I would take you to CPK. What an f'er that guy was. He should think of others first!