kissing under the mistletoe

Options
1…1718202223…61

Replies

  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    Options
    Yes, I like it very much thank you. Except for when I'm eating curly fries. I keep getting ketchup in the mustache portion of the thing.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Options
    That happens to me too
  • coretemp
    coretemp Posts: 1,796 Member
    Options
    LOL
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    Options
    That happens to me too

    So, you're saying that I'm just gonna have to button up my britches and deal with it then? Do you prefer a napkin or a baby wipe for cleaning up the mess? Or do you just use your tongue?

    @coretemp: big ol' high fiver for you there.
  • beekay70
    beekay70 Posts: 214 Member
    Options
    Yes, just to see if we stuck together like Velcro.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Options
    Yeppp
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    Options
    OHHHH... you SO just changed your entire post.

    'salright though. It's right there, frozen in stone.

    Sanitary... verrrryyy san-uh-terry.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Options
    OHHHH... you SO just changed your entire post.

    'salright though. It's right there, frozen in stone.

    Sanitary... verrrryyy san-uh-terry.

    He got in my way
  • beekay70
    beekay70 Posts: 214 Member
    Options
    Sorry about that, carry on.
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    Options
    OHHHH... you SO just changed your entire post.

    'salright though. It's right there, frozen in stone.

    Sanitary... verrrryyy san-uh-terry.

    He got in my way

    Soooooooooo then we're even right?

    Now that that's settled, here you go *peck*

    riiiight there on the cheek like I promised. Now that wasn't so bad right?
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    Options
    Sorry about that, carry on.

    Kinda tough when we're all stuck together like this...

    damn velcro.
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
    Options
    Hey Bee.... walk over this way.... seems Joe and Sassy need some alone time. :)
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Options
    SOoooorrrry... KISSS
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    Options
    Hey Bee.... walk over this way.... seems Joe and Sassy need some alone time. :)

    Hey wait, you were my first target.

    Oh yeah, the fur again.

    It's only temporary I swear...
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Options
    She's too short, better bring a stool.

    edit: sorry, Joe. Didn't mean to skip you. When I kiss men, they never have a beard.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Options
    True.
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    Options
    She's too short, better bring a stool.

    I prefer her to jump for it.

    Hey, is there a cardio category for that? Flea jumps? 5,000 calories for 20 minutes...
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Options
    Are you calling me a flea, joe?
  • beekay70
    beekay70 Posts: 214 Member
    Options
    Yes
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    Options
    Are you calling me a flea, joe?

    Nope. But I'm betting you can jump like one. Especially after all them leg lifts you did this morning. That was this morning wasn't it?

Categories