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How much do you tip...

YesIAm17
YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
edited February 8 in Chit-Chat
...the person above you?

No rules... GIFs encouraged... Game On!

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    If naked, you get $100 :)
  • mayaocean
    mayaocean Posts: 355 Member
    I see what you did there
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    Does it have to be just the tip? Or can I go all in?
  • F00LofaT00K
    F00LofaT00K Posts: 688 Member
    Does it have to be just the tip? Or can I go all in?

    Your entire life savings is awfully generous.
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    If naked, you get $100 :)

    I'm a little offended.....

    I was expecting at least 4 figures, 5 if you expect to see my "Magic Mike Moves".
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    Does it have to be just the tip? Or can I go all in?

    Your entire life savings is awfully generous.

    I'm broke, so not really :frown: :frown:
  • F00LofaT00K
    F00LofaT00K Posts: 688 Member
    Does it have to be just the tip? Or can I go all in?

    Your entire life savings is awfully generous.

    I'm broke, so not really :frown: :frown:

    In that case, I'll tip you $2 and look like a goddamned saint.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    If naked, you get $100 :)

    I'm a little offended.....

    I was expecting at least 4 figures, 5 if you expect to see my "Magic Mike Moves".
    If you were just standing there, as I said.. $100 lol.
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    Does it have to be just the tip? Or can I go all in?

    Your entire life savings is awfully generous.

    I'm broke, so not really :frown: :frown:


    In that case, I'll tip you $2 and look like a goddamned saint.

    All I have to offer is this body, and it's worth it's weight in gold :tongue: :tongue:
  • matcartmill
    matcartmill Posts: 98 Member
    $100 is a big tip for not a lot of work, especially if you're not swinging from rafters in a man-thong.
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    If naked, you get $100 :)

    I'm a little offended.....

    I was expecting at least 4 figures, 5 if you expect to see my "Magic Mike Moves".
    If you were just standing there, as I said.. $100 lol.

    Could I get at least $110 if I work it?
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    $100 is a big tip for not a lot of work, especially if you're not swinging from rafters in a man-thong.

    Yeah but I spend most of my free time swinging from the rafters in a man-thong for fun anyway... I was kinda hoping to leverage that into a few extra bucks.
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I'd tip you $100 to put it away,.. I don't wanna be seeing it to be honest.
    But but but.. What if I want to see you? :(
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Then you only need to ask...
    IN!!! :P
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    $100 is a big tip for not a lot of work, especially if you're not swinging from rafters in a man-thong.

    Wait...there's a man thong? Make it $250!
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Then you only need to ask...
    IN!!! :P

    Yeah, I can do that as well... :wink:

    O bby, turning up the heat! hahaha
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    $100 is a big tip for not a lot of work, especially if you're not swinging from rafters in a man-thong.

    Wait...there's a man thong? Make it $250!

    Hey big spender... how YOU doin?
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    $100 is a big tip for not a lot of work, especially if you're not swinging from rafters in a man-thong.

    Wait...there's a man thong? Make it $250!

    Hey big spender... how YOU doin?

    That depends. How's your man thong?
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  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    $100 is a big tip for not a lot of work, especially if you're not swinging from rafters in a man-thong.

    Wait...there's a man thong? Make it $250!

    Hey big spender... how YOU doin?

    That depends. How's your man thong?

    Well, I know I put it on but I can't seem to find it... someone help me look for it ;)
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    $100 is a big tip for not a lot of work, especially if you're not swinging from rafters in a man-thong.

    Wait...there's a man thong? Make it $250!

    Hey big spender... how YOU doin?

    That depends. How's your man thong?

    Well, I know I put it on but I can't seem to find it... someone help me look for it ;)

    That's horrible! I'll be right over!
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    $100 is a big tip for not a lot of work, especially if you're not swinging from rafters in a man-thong.

    Wait...there's a man thong? Make it $250!

    Hey big spender... how YOU doin?

    That depends. How's your man thong?

    Well, I know I put it on but I can't seem to find it... someone help me look for it ;)

    That's horrible! I'll be right over!

    Don't forget to stop at the ATM
  • F00LofaT00K
    F00LofaT00K Posts: 688 Member
    Does it have to be just the tip? Or can I go all in?

    Your entire life savings is awfully generous.

    I'm broke, so not really :frown: :frown:


    In that case, I'll tip you $2 and look like a goddamned saint.

    All I have to offer is this body, and it's worth it's weight in gold :tongue: :tongue:

    Taking you to a pawn shop to have you priced. I may be leaving there as one wealthy lady!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    $100 is a big tip for not a lot of work, especially if you're not swinging from rafters in a man-thong.

    Wait...there's a man thong? Make it $250!

    Hey big spender... how YOU doin?

    That depends. How's your man thong?

    Well, I know I put it on but I can't seem to find it... someone help me look for it ;)

    That's horrible! I'll be right over!

    Don't forget to stop at the ATM
    So, you're saying you don't take cards???
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    $100 is a big tip for not a lot of work, especially if you're not swinging from rafters in a man-thong.

    Wait...there's a man thong? Make it $250!

    Hey big spender... how YOU doin?

    That depends. How's your man thong?

    Well, I know I put it on but I can't seem to find it... someone help me look for it ;)

    That's horrible! I'll be right over!

    Don't forget to stop at the ATM
    So, you're saying you don't take cards???

    Right? I am helping him out after all. He could make this a bit easier!
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    $100 is a big tip for not a lot of work, especially if you're not swinging from rafters in a man-thong.

    Wait...there's a man thong? Make it $250!

    Hey big spender... how YOU doin?

    That depends. How's your man thong?

    Well, I know I put it on but I can't seem to find it... someone help me look for it ;)

    That's horrible! I'll be right over!

    Don't forget to stop at the ATM
    So, you're saying you don't take cards???

    Right? I am helping him out after all. He could make this a bit easier!

    I used to take cards but there was a swiping incident that almost ruined my career :O
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