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How many online forum group members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
156 to report participant's to mods complaining that they are in violation MFP guidelines.
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
44 to ask what is a "FAQ".
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
156 to report participant's to mods complaining that they are in violation MFP guidelines.
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
44 to ask what is a "FAQ".
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
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you forgot one
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And bacon. You forgot bacon.0
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> posts a thread about forum rules
> commits the biggest faux pas
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Ahhh Haaaaa....0 -
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Is that dog humping it's own face?0 -
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You truly do have the best gifs...0 -
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Is that dog humping it's own face?
Wouldn't you if you could?0 -
I wonder how many spin-off threads of this thread will be created today...
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^ this!I wonder how many spin-off threads of this thread will be created today...
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and one mod to take it down before everyone else gets a chance to read it over \m/0
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Moon Moon!!!!0 -
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OMG. You have posted some killer gifs in the past, but this, hands down, is the best ever. I can't stop laughing.0 -
OMG!! I does look like Moon Moon doesn't it?0
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and 1 to post a cat gif of course
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Hahhaha...reminds me when I was 11 and I found my wiener.
*OP pretty funny :drinker:0 -
...But your saying the forums work right? "They really work!"0
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...But your saying the forums work right? "They really work!"
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Hopefully my response is accounted for in your list but...
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Hahhaha...reminds me when I was 11 and I found my wiener.
*OP pretty funny :drinker:
It took you until you were 11??0 -
you forgot one

Hahhaha...reminds me when I was 11 and I found my wiener.
*OP pretty funny :drinker:
It took you until you were 11??
Must've been an epic search.0 -
LOL Ophi :flowerforyou:0
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How many online forum group members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
156 to report participant's to mods complaining that they are in violation MFP guidelines.
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.
At this point, the thread rolled.0 -
You forgot: 12 to observe that they 'would bang" the above poster.0
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You forgot: 12 to observe that they 'would bang" the above poster.
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You forgot: 12 to observe that they 'would bang" the above poster.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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you forgot one

Hahhaha...reminds me when I was 11 and I found my wiener.
*OP pretty funny :drinker:
It took you until you were 11??
Wiener dogs are hard to find...true story.0 -
lmao!! nice!0
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Where are the 13 (ok - 9, but with multiple accounts) to tell you that the bulb didn't need to be changed?
And the 15 (ok - the same 9 as before, along with two more) to tell you to replace the bulb with something else?0 -
Where are the 13 (ok - 9, but with multiple accounts) to tell you that the bulb didn't need to be changed?
And the 15 (ok - the same 9 as before, along with two more) to tell you to replace the bulb with something else?
Shouldn't there be at least one person to tell us all how to make a light bulb out of cauliflower?0
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