Your MFP Crush, please do tell.

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    i don't crush.....it's violent and leads to asphyxiation.

    I prefer to wrap my legs around lovingly, squeeze hard and yet gently, push your head down with the flat palm of my hand while I squirm, writhe and scream out your name...

    but crush?

    Nah.

    Reading that was the best sex I've had in months.
    :noway: :frown: :flowerforyou:
    Great, now what am I supposed to do? Stuck at work for four more hours still.

    Me too ugh :sad:
    **checks clock** dang.
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    uh oh...what is this feeling...someone please explain to me crush? does it feel like a kegel and a slight fever at the same time?
    Yeah pretty much...combined with shivers, goosebumps, the uncontrollable urge to make out with a computer screen, and the inexplicable urge to take selfies and flood their inbox with them.
    Oh then I haz it. While I'm at it are you seducable with chocolate? or lionel ritchie songs? or both?







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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    i heard crushes were painful?

    they are...have you seen reality/harsh's foot?
  • wildcatnyc
    wildcatnyc Posts: 2,410 Member
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    Faceoff and AZ_Gato...alas they both live in different states.
  • ajsimyan
    ajsimyan Posts: 177 Member
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    now boys....I could easily just sit in the middle!!


    Or on me :flowerforyou:

    So, what you are saying is that you will sit in the middle, and i could just sit on you!!??

    WOAH YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!?

    Didn't know we were together:tongue:
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    hi monkey, it appears we are making everyone jealous with our platonic lady love. I am thinking that means we should not let them watch when we get a little less than platonic later.

    You are close to being replaced.

    :angry:

    it's ok, I'm just another hussy to you.


    ... truth.

    :love:

    Goddammit. I was out for lunch too long and lost Hayley again.

    All yours

    Schweet. I love your sloppy seconds, brah.

    Sharing is caring

    Clap if you got it!
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    now boys....I could easily just sit in the middle!!


    Or on me :flowerforyou:

    So, what you are saying is that you will sit in the middle, and i could just sit on you!!??

    WOAH YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!?

    Didn't know we were together:tongue:

    No... you can sit on my lap and we can be alone. I'm not sittin next to two other dudes on a couch.... just sayin.
  • ajsimyan
    ajsimyan Posts: 177 Member
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    now boys....I could easily just sit in the middle!!


    Or on me :flowerforyou:

    So, what you are saying is that you will sit in the middle, and i could just sit on you!!??

    WOAH YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!?

    Didn't know we were together:tongue:

    No... you can sit on my lap and we can be alone. I'm not sittin next to two other dudes on a couch.... just sayin.

    But sharing is caring...lol....I don't like to share though
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
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    I have so many its hard to remember them all! :drinker:
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
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    Faceoff and AZ_Gato...alas they both live in different states.


    Good thing AZ_gato and I live so close to one another! :devil:
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    The only crushing I do is to crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and the hear the lamentation of their women

    OMG I loved Kindergarten Cop!

    I thought it was a total recall quote. Learn something new everyday!

    I loved it when he said "I'll be here" and crashed the wedding in a clown car.

    Class Stallone

    I watched all those movies with my brother. This guy:
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  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
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    i don't crush.....it's violent and leads to asphyxiation.

    I prefer to wrap my legs around lovingly, squeeze hard and yet gently, push your head down with the flat palm of my hand while I squirm, writhe and scream out your name...

    but crush?

    Nah.

    Reading that was the best sex I've had in months.
    :noway: :frown: :flowerforyou:
    Great, now what am I supposed to do? Stuck at work for four more hours still.

    Me too ugh :sad:
    **checks clock** dang.
    tumblr_m6s00kXjjq1qkurq6o1_500.gif
    gatsby2.jpg

    uh oh...what is this feeling...someone please explain to me crush? does it feel like a kegel and a slight fever at the same time?
    Yeah pretty much...combined with shivers, goosebumps, the uncontrollable urge to make out with a computer screen, and the inexplicable urge to take selfies and flood their inbox with them.
    Oh then I haz it. While I'm at it are you seducable with chocolate? or lionel ritchie songs? or both?







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    Either...both might make me lose it.
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
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    There are some cuties on MFP for sure!

    Indeed, but I never say that about myself. Other say it about me.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Shirtless men on my FL.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,741 Member
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    mine's ihadabadidea

    Because he is my husband <3
  • tomwatso
    tomwatso Posts: 1,304 Member
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    One of mine just spoke.
  • heymirth
    heymirth Posts: 448
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    She deactivated a week ago
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    She deactivated a week ago

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    just damn.

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