Confession time...

Cameron_1969

I like my sausage best in a moist warm biscuit.

ajaxe432

Ok, I've been dying to bring this up for a really long time. I am really struggling with something in my life so I think it's best to just out myself here in the forums. I am addicted to sausage. There's just no other way to put it. I love sausage.

All kinds of sausage. It comes in so many flavors and sizes and lengths! There are breakfast links (a little too tiny), the standard bratwurst types (average) and then the long, long rolled up ones! I know that sausage is kind of bad for you, but I REALLY like putting it in my mouth. It's so juicy and delicious!

I like to bite them...gently at first...then a little harder as the juiciness spurts into my mouth. Sometimes I like to slather them with mustard first. I really like the spicy ones too, those I usually eat all by themselves.

I don't know what to do? Should I stop putting sausage in my mouth so often? Can you guys tell me some of YOUR addictions!

Please help me not feel so obsessed! Thank you!

So tell me, Mrs. happily married, does your poor hubby know you post stuff like this? Are you really that starved for attention. Poor guy. So sad!

Dude....lighten up

southpaw3833

I prefer tacos personally.

I agree. It has become "cool" to see them now without lettuce. I love LOTS of lettuce on mine. Lettuce everywhere. Mmmmmmm. No cheese though.

Agreed...but not too much lettuce, or tomatos for that matter. But sometimes I add sour cream!

TheSlorax

in for MB getting down with some sausage!

WeepingAngel81

Ok, I've been dying to bring this up for a really long time. I am really struggling with something in my life so I think it's best to just out myself here in the forums. I am addicted to sausage. There's just no other way to put it. I love sausage.

All kinds of sausage. It comes in so many flavors and sizes and lengths! There are breakfast links (a little too tiny), the standard bratwurst types (average) and then the long, long rolled up ones! I know that sausage is kind of bad for you, but I REALLY like putting it in my mouth. It's so juicy and delicious!

I like to bite them...gently at first...then a little harder as the juiciness spurts into my mouth. Sometimes I like to slather them with mustard first. I really like the spicy ones too, those I usually eat all by themselves.

I don't know what to do? Should I stop putting sausage in my mouth so often? Can you guys tell me some of YOUR addictions!

Please help me not feel so obsessed! Thank you!

So tell me, Mrs. happily married, does your poor hubby know you post stuff like this? Are you really that starved for attention. Poor guy. So sad!

BLAH BLAH BLAH

You ladies be nice or I will beat you with my breakfast link.

Promise?

mister_universe

*quits promising career in computer nerd-dom to enter the food service industry*

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b3st

Wow, mb we never knew, do you like the hard or soft ones?

molonlabe762

LOLOL you mean pen!s, but you call it sausage because they're shaped the same and both squirt. I get it. Very clever hahahahha You like "sausage" in your mouth. Such a great story.

10/10 would read again.

LOL

Laura_Ivy

in for MB getting down with some sausage!

Aha! Sausage pics or it didn't happen chick!

Sinisterly

in for MB getting down with some sausage!

Aha! Sausage pics or it didn't happen chick!

IN!
Wait, no.. OUT!
No.. In!!

I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!

dirty_dirty_eater

Vienna or Keilbasa?
(Just gauging my qualifications)

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sassyrayofsunshine

In for sausage

wheird

LOLOL you mean pen!s, but you call it sausage because they're shaped the same and both squirt. I get it. Very clever hahahahha You like "sausage" in your mouth. Such a great story.

10/10 would read again.

Canadians are so rude!

mmm_drop

IN. For the love of sausage.

homerjspartan

Ok, I've been dying to bring this up for a really long time. I am really struggling with something in my life so I think it's best to just out myself here in the forums. I am addicted to sausage. There's just no other way to put it. I love sausage.

All kinds of sausage. It comes in so many flavors and sizes and lengths! There are breakfast links (a little too tiny), the standard bratwurst types (average) and then the long, long rolled up ones! I know that sausage is kind of bad for you, but I REALLY like putting it in my mouth. It's so juicy and delicious!

I like to bite them...gently at first...then a little harder as the juiciness spurts into my mouth. Sometimes I like to slather them with mustard first. I really like the spicy ones too, those I usually eat all by themselves.

I don't know what to do? Should I stop putting sausage in my mouth so often? Can you guys tell me some of YOUR addictions!

Please help me not feel so obsessed! Thank you!

So tell me, Mrs. happily married, does your poor hubby know you post stuff like this? Are you really that starved for attention. Poor guy. So sad!

BLAH BLAH BLAH

You ladies be nice or I will beat you with my breakfast link.

That breakfast link is MINE ladies

MINE

EASY on the teeth, sweetie.

iamanadult

LOLOL you mean pen!s, but you call it sausage because they're shaped the same and both squirt. I get it. Very clever hahahahha You like "sausage" in your mouth. Such a great story.

10/10 would read again.

Canadians are so rude!

I'm the only one.

wolverine66

LOLOL you mean pen!s, but you call it sausage because they're shaped the same and both squirt. I get it. Very clever hahahahha You like "sausage" in your mouth. Such a great story.

10/10 would read again.

i like you, betty

Factory_Reset

Ok, I've been dying to bring this up for a really long time. I am really struggling with something in my life so I think it's best to just out myself here in the forums. I am addicted to sausage. There's just no other way to put it. I love sausage.

All kinds of sausage. It comes in so many flavors and sizes and lengths! There are breakfast links (a little too tiny), the standard bratwurst types (average) and then the long, long rolled up ones! I know that sausage is kind of bad for you, but I REALLY like putting it in my mouth. It's so juicy and delicious!

I like to bite them...gently at first...then a little harder as the juiciness spurts into my mouth. Sometimes I like to slather them with mustard first. I really like the spicy ones too, those I usually eat all by themselves.

I don't know what to do? Should I stop putting sausage in my mouth so often? Can you guys tell me some of YOUR addictions!

Please help me not feel so obsessed! Thank you!

So tell me, Mrs. happily married, does your poor hubby know you post stuff like this? Are you really that starved for attention. Poor guy. So sad!

BLAH BLAH BLAH

You ladies be nice or I will beat you with my breakfast link.

That breakfast link is MINE ladies

MINE

EASY on the teeth, sweetie.

Only because you called me sweetie!

homerjspartan

LOLOL you mean pen!s, but you call it sausage because they're shaped the same and both squirt. I get it. Very clever hahahahha You like "sausage" in your mouth. Such a great story.

10/10 would read again.

i like you, betty

Its Danny sir....

Broderick50

BBC?

LMBO

this

UsedToBeHusky

Ok, I've been dying to bring this up for a really long time. I am really struggling with something in my life so I think it's best to just out myself here in the forums. I am addicted to sausage. There's just no other way to put it. I love sausage.

All kinds of sausage. It comes in so many flavors and sizes and lengths! There are breakfast links (a little too tiny), the standard bratwurst types (average) and then the long, long rolled up ones! I know that sausage is kind of bad for you, but I REALLY like putting it in my mouth. It's so juicy and delicious!

I like to bite them...gently at first...then a little harder as the juiciness spurts into my mouth. Sometimes I like to slather them with mustard first. I really like the spicy ones too, those I usually eat all by themselves.

I don't know what to do? Should I stop putting sausage in my mouth so often? Can you guys tell me some of YOUR addictions!

Please help me not feel so obsessed! Thank you!

So tell me, Mrs. happily married, does your poor hubby know you post stuff like this? Are you really that starved for attention. Poor guy. So sad!

Yeah... if you only knew her husband!

darkguardian419

Ok, I've been dying to bring this up for a really long time. I am really struggling with something in my life so I think it's best to just out myself here in the forums. I am addicted to sausage. There's just no other way to put it. I love sausage.

All kinds of sausage. It comes in so many flavors and sizes and lengths! There are breakfast links (a little too tiny), the standard bratwurst types (average) and then the long, long rolled up ones! I know that sausage is kind of bad for you, but I REALLY like putting it in my mouth. It's so juicy and delicious!

I like to bite them...gently at first...then a little harder as the juiciness spurts into my mouth. Sometimes I like to slather them with mustard first. I really like the spicy ones too, those I usually eat all by themselves.

I don't know what to do? Should I stop putting sausage in my mouth so often? Can you guys tell me some of YOUR addictions!

Please help me not feel so obsessed! Thank you!

So tell me, Mrs. happily married, does your poor hubby know you post stuff like this? Are you really that starved for attention. Poor guy. So sad!

hey jealousy... good song, not a good personality trait.

Sinisterly

in for MB getting down with some sausage!

Aha! Sausage pics or it didn't happen chick!

IN!
Wait, no.. OUT!
No.. In!!

I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!

Well your indecisiveness is making it hard to know what to give you, in or out?

Too many decisions!!! Can't I have both???

Muddy_Yogi

Ok, I've been dying to bring this up for a really long time. I am really struggling with something in my life so I think it's best to just out myself here in the forums. I am addicted to sausage. There's just no other way to put it. I love sausage.

All kinds of sausage. It comes in so many flavors and sizes and lengths! There are breakfast links (a little too tiny), the standard bratwurst types (average) and then the long, long rolled up ones! I know that sausage is kind of bad for you, but I REALLY like putting it in my mouth. It's so juicy and delicious!

I like to bite them...gently at first...then a little harder as the juiciness spurts into my mouth. Sometimes I like to slather them with mustard first. I really like the spicy ones too, those I usually eat all by themselves.

I don't know what to do? Should I stop putting sausage in my mouth so often? Can you guys tell me some of YOUR addictions!

Please help me not feel so obsessed! Thank you!

So tell me, Mrs. happily married, does your poor hubby know you post stuff like this? Are you really that starved for attention. Poor guy. So sad!

the fun people are having fun.

go start a group or something.

No idea why this made me laugh so hard but it did...


Oh and you are not alone...Sausage is my favorite!

MB_Positif

Wow, mb we never knew, do you like the hard or soft ones?

BOTH! :bigsmile:

Laura_Ivy

She looks pained

wolverine66

LOLOL you mean pen!s, but you call it sausage because they're shaped the same and both squirt. I get it. Very clever hahahahha You like "sausage" in your mouth. Such a great story.

10/10 would read again.

i like you, betty

Its Danny sir....

*slow clap* for picking up on my reference

BikerGirlElaine

My first sausage was a polska kielbasa. But now I've had many different kinds, and like you, I've enjoyed each and every one.

And BTW, sausages and tacos go great together.