MFP Superlatives for the Person Above You

mister_universe

Most likely to not realize there's two different threads.

Also, most likely to be a scrubbing bubble stand in.

joe_madre

Most likely to miss a connection between two different threads being implied.

Also, most likely to be the scrubbing bubble taking a rest so that I might stand in for him.

_Calypso_

Best beard

funforsports

Best short shorts

DamePiglet

best use of ambient lighting.

TheyCallMeMISTERChace

Most likely to make me LOL every time I see their profile pic.

melb_alex

Most likely to persist with their fitness goals given their determination; admirable.

Also likely to add every pretty lady as motivation

melb_alex

Most likely to die of AIDS.

Most likely to be a mole and a narcissist.

joe_madre

Is Wow a sup-er-la-tive?

TheyCallMeMISTERChace

Most Likely to Go "Hmmm."

A_nonymous2

Most likely to go blind by taking selfies in the dark.

MB_Positif

Most likely totes adorbs in a bikini!

ZombieGeezUs

most likely to give free tickets to the gun show

summertime_girl

Most likely to rise again.

ZombieGeezUs

Most likely to have read "Charlotte's Web"

MB_Positif

Most likely to eat mah brains!!

TheyCallMeMISTERChace

Most likely to kick the crap out of any guy.

MB_Positif

Most likely to have an inspirational story about battling preventable health problems!,

Congrats

A_nonymous2

LEAST likely to get calf implants, Oh, and most likely to use the word "totes" successfully in a superlative.

WickedZoey

Most likely to look half her age throughout life