"I will make you love me"

This phrase often comes up in popular culture (TV programmes, movies, etc). Usually uttered by a delusional woman to a man who has little/no interest (or may have done in the past but has moved on).
I have never come across this in the real world and wonder if such people really exist. To think that you can get someone to love you must require incredible self-esteem! (they are always portrayed as vain, delusional and desperate)
So, have you ever thought this, or said it to someone else?
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  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    No. I'm not crazy.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I say it to my two year old nephew, who won't let me near him if his mother (my sister) is around.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
  • Kirstyw871
    Kirstyw871 Posts: 216 Member
    I say it to random men on a daily basis.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    The boxing great Mike Tyson once quipped, "I'll **** you till you love me, ******!"
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    Naw, I'd rather take a hair sample and play with my voodoo doll if they don't love me.
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I say it to random men on a daily basis.

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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I say it to random men on a daily basis.

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    ABORT ABORT!
  • Kirstyw871
    Kirstyw871 Posts: 216 Member
    I say it to random men on a daily basis.

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    ABORT ABORT!

    I think you have a secret crush on me.
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
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  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    Naw, I'd rather take a hair sample and play with my voodoo doll if they don't love me.


    OMG...this explains the little pains I've been getting; stop sticking my doll!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member

    I think you have a secret crush on me.

    No, gross.
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member

    I think you have a secret crush on me.

    No, gross.

    no offence but that was rude
  • Hahaha
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member

    I think you have a secret crush on me.

    No, gross.

    no offence but that was rude

    She sed it too me furst in a difrent thred.
  • Kirstyw871
    Kirstyw871 Posts: 216 Member
    my feelings are hurt :(
  • Hahaha
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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member

    I think you have a secret crush on me.

    No, gross.

    no offence but that was rude

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  • Kirstyw871
    Kirstyw871 Posts: 216 Member
    Love the young ones!
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    i say this followed by...hey does this rag smell like chloroform?
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member

    I think you have a secret crush on me.

    No, gross.

    no offence but that was rude

    She sed it too me furst in a difrent thred.

    Yeah butt your sappose to be the bigger person
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member

    I think you have a secret crush on me.

    No, gross.

    no offence but that was rude

    She sed it too me furst in a difrent thred.

    Yeah butt your sappose to be the bigger person

    I dont wanna be a bigger person. Thatz wy I iz hear.
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member

    I think you have a secret crush on me.

    No, gross.

    no offence but that was rude

    She sed it too me furst in a difrent thred.

    Yeah butt your sappose to be the bigger person

    I dont wanna be a bigger person. Thatz wy I iz hear.

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  • Only to my daughter when she's being cranky
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    my feelings are hurt :(

    I see a lot of rude behaviour on this site, don't let it bother you!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member

    I think you have a secret crush on me.

    No, gross.

    no offence but that was rude

    She sed it too me furst in a difrent thred.

    Yeah butt your sappose to be the bigger person

    I dont wanna be a bigger person. Thatz wy I iz hear.

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  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    I say it to random men on a daily basis.

    It's working :blushing:
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    I prefer saying, "You will make love to me."

    Not any more effective, but definitely more fun.