Don't stop believing
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Posts: 239 Member
Hello there! I've been on here for quite some time off and on, and need to take my game to the next level of awesomeness. I like fun interaction, with a dose of quality fitness dedication to keep me on track. Like I said I’ve been on here for a while over a year off and on. So I’m pretty familiar to the “lay of the land” so to speak. I've had friends that would always start out strong then taper off and leave me to do all the motivating which makes it a dull time, for me anyways. But this time around I've composed a list of things that I feel would qualify you as an awesome match my friends list needs so feel free to add me as you see fit, but please at least meet one of my qualifying criteria
QUALIFYING:
-Born after 1901 but before 1995
-Have been running on the side of a road about to pass out from exhaustion, but see someone coming toward you so you speed up to try to look good.
-Drove more than 150 miles to run in a 3.10 mile race
- You've tried to seduce someone from across the bar by making eye contact, then as you bring your cocktail to your mouth, you have a hard time searching for that little red straw the bartender put in your drink with your tongue for over 1 minute.
-You've taken over 30 flavored powder packs out of the ramen noodles, filling it all into the shower head at the gym leaving the next person with a chicken aromatherapy shower.
-At least 2.5’ tall
-At least 9’12” short
-Have logged a tic-tac into your MFP diary
-Get ticked off when you open your food package only to realize you ripped the bar code and now have to manually look it up.
-Have looked up “coitus” as valid cardio activity in the MFP archives.
-Worn a heart rate monitor during coitus.
- Had to look up the definition of coitus.
-Ate past your daily calorie count but still submitted it anyway willing to accept the ridicule of your peers.
-Sing “don’t stop believing” every time you see someone write “journey” in their profile.
-Have MFP minimized on your screen at work.
-Ran on the treadmill in your bedroom naked
-Have taken 2,134 aerial selfies of yourself to find that perfect pose for you to make you profile pic.
- Refuse to take a duck face profile pic
- Tried to use muscle milk as a creamer for your coffee
-Drank coffee before a morning run only to realize by mile 1.5 that you shouldn't have.
So in closing if you meet any of these criteria and need a dedicated/ somewhat knowledgeable accountabilabuddy then please add me now operators are standing by!
QUALIFYING:
-Born after 1901 but before 1995
-Have been running on the side of a road about to pass out from exhaustion, but see someone coming toward you so you speed up to try to look good.
-Drove more than 150 miles to run in a 3.10 mile race
- You've tried to seduce someone from across the bar by making eye contact, then as you bring your cocktail to your mouth, you have a hard time searching for that little red straw the bartender put in your drink with your tongue for over 1 minute.
-You've taken over 30 flavored powder packs out of the ramen noodles, filling it all into the shower head at the gym leaving the next person with a chicken aromatherapy shower.
-At least 2.5’ tall
-At least 9’12” short
-Have logged a tic-tac into your MFP diary
-Get ticked off when you open your food package only to realize you ripped the bar code and now have to manually look it up.
-Have looked up “coitus” as valid cardio activity in the MFP archives.
-Worn a heart rate monitor during coitus.
- Had to look up the definition of coitus.
-Ate past your daily calorie count but still submitted it anyway willing to accept the ridicule of your peers.
-Sing “don’t stop believing” every time you see someone write “journey” in their profile.
-Have MFP minimized on your screen at work.
-Ran on the treadmill in your bedroom naked
-Have taken 2,134 aerial selfies of yourself to find that perfect pose for you to make you profile pic.
- Refuse to take a duck face profile pic
- Tried to use muscle milk as a creamer for your coffee
-Drank coffee before a morning run only to realize by mile 1.5 that you shouldn't have.
So in closing if you meet any of these criteria and need a dedicated/ somewhat knowledgeable accountabilabuddy then please add me now operators are standing by!
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LMAO
So do I have to meet all or just one of these qualifications?!0 -
One will do. I'm not that needy.0
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Good to know- I think we may be a good fit!
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Very funny post..great humor!0
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Read my profile. It'll make you want to sing. xD0
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Ok, this made me giggle and the title of the post made me sing in my head.. love that song lol.0
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You sure?One will do. I'm not that needy.0 -
Muscle Milk is an EXCELLENT choice of coffee creamer. I had MFP minimized at work until I read this. Now I will minimize again.0
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Hello there! I've been on here for quite some time off and on, and need to take my game to the next level of awesomeness. I like fun interaction, with a dose of quality fitness dedication to keep me on track. Like I said I’ve been on here for a while over a year off and on. So I’m pretty familiar to the “lay of the land” so to speak. I've had friends that would always start out strong then taper off and leave me to do all the motivating which makes it a dull time, for me anyways. But this time around I've composed a list of things that I feel would qualify you as an awesome match my friends list needs so feel free to add me as you see fit, but please at least meet one of my qualifying criteria
QUALIFYING:
-Born after 1901 but before 1995
-Have been running on the side of a road about to pass out from exhaustion, but see someone coming toward you so you speed up to try to look good.
-Drove more than 150 miles to run in a 3.10 mile race
- You've tried to seduce someone from across the bar by making eye contact, then as you bring your cocktail to your mouth, you have a hard time searching for that little red straw the bartender put in your drink with your tongue for over 1 minute.
-You've taken over 30 flavored powder packs out of the ramen noodles, filling it all into the shower head at the gym leaving the next person with a chicken aromatherapy shower.
-At least 2.5’ tall
-At least 9’12” short
-Have logged a tic-tac into your MFP diary
-Get ticked off when you open your food package only to realize you ripped the bar code and now have to manually look it up.
-Have looked up “coitus” as valid cardio activity in the MFP archives.
-Worn a heart rate monitor during coitus.
- Had to look up the definition of coitus.
-Ate past your daily calorie count but still submitted it anyway willing to accept the ridicule of your peers.
-Sing “don’t stop believing” every time you see someone write “journey” in their profile.
-Have MFP minimized on your screen at work.
-Ran on the treadmill in your bedroom naked
-Have taken 2,134 aerial selfies of yourself to find that perfect pose for you to make you profile pic.
- Refuse to take a duck face profile pic
- Tried to use muscle milk as a creamer for your coffee
-Drank coffee before a morning run only to realize by mile 1.5 that you shouldn't have.
So in closing if you meet any of these criteria and need a dedicated/ somewhat knowledgeable accountabilabuddy then please add me now operators are standing by!
And THIS, my dear friend, is why you will ALWAYS be on my FL. Anyone who loves sarcastic witty people who are truly fitness minded and inspirational, add this guy!!
Can't
Stop
Laughing!!
Particularly because I'm guilty of 75% of this!!!!0 -
Well now. I'll have THAT song in my head forever now, won't I? Thanks, man. Thanks a lot...0
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Just doin my part to keep you motivated.0
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Yes! I finally know WTF coitus means! And now I realize what all I've missed out on. Bummer.
I kept thinking they wanted me to go buy them some really expensive seafood delicatessen.0 -
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlights, people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlights, people0 -
lmao0
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Read my profile. It'll make you want to sing. xD
I can't your profile is private0 -
You sure?One will do. I'm not that needy.
Don't let him fool you!!! ;-P0 -
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Aww, I thought this post was about Journey. :0(
I haven't logged a tic tac so I guess I'll have to tap out. :0)0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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I'm good for 10 of these, but now, i just throw out the red straw. F'n straw...0
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LOL Funny Journey is playing on the overhead at work right now!!0
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In with about 12 on your list .
One tic tac, 2 calories. Coitus, doesn't burn as much as you'd think... Or maybe I'm not doing it right?0 -
In with about 12 on your list .
One tic tac, 2 calories. Coitus, doesn't burn as much as you'd think... Or maybe I'm not doing it right?
Well, you can't just lay there like a dead fish. :laugh:0 -
In with about 12 on your list .
One tic tac, 2 calories. Coitus, doesn't burn as much as you'd think... Or maybe I'm not doing it right?
Well, you can't just lay there like a dead fish. :laugh:
Thanks for the tip..0 -
Speaking of Journey, I kinda have a thing for hair. Can you post a pic of yourself, OP, so I can see if we are a good fit?0 -
Speaking of Journey, I kinda have a thing for hair. Can you post a pic of yourself, OP, so I can see if we are a good fit?
Unfortunately I've never had hair past my ears (military) But the dude second from the right in that pic has epic hair!0 -
Just a small town girl. . .
Just a city boy. . .
Darn you, OP!0 -
Speaking of Journey, I kinda have a thing for hair. Can you post a pic of yourself, OP, so I can see if we are a good fit?
Unfortunately I've never had hair past my ears (military) But the dude second from the right in that pic has epic hair!
Too much party not enough business.
I prefer mullet far left. A little more professional.0 -
I'm good for 9 on the list…and I had the biggest crush on Neal Schon back in the day, but now he is just creepy.
Not sure if that confession helped or hurt me in this endeavor to make the FL0
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