epic MFP forum battles that never happen....

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    did anybody read my OP? this topic has deviated from it's intended purpose.
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    did anybody read my OP? this topic has deviated from it's intended purpose.

    Didn't you read that thread about reading threads yesterday? No one does that.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    did anybody read my OP? this topic has deviated from it's intended purpose.

    Didn't you read that thread about reading threads yesterday? No one does that.

    I have faith in mankind....
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    did anybody read my OP? this topic has deviated from it's intended purpose.

    Didn't you read that thread about reading threads yesterday? No one does that.

    I have faith in mankind....

    Misplaced.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    did anybody read my OP? this topic has deviated from it's intended purpose.

    Didn't you read that thread about reading threads yesterday? No one does that.

    :flowerforyou: I :heart: you!
  • TriLifter
    TriLifter Posts: 1,283 Member
    Insulin fast or calorie fast because...you know...bulletproof coffee :drinker:
  • mammamaurer
    mammamaurer Posts: 418 Member
    Diet Coke has been my breakfast at times. I have no shame.

    OMG dont you know that will make you fat!?!? :drinker:
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    Insulin fast or calorie fast because...you know...bulletproof coffee :drinker:

    +1 :drinker:
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    Well I do like to add creamer to my coffee..... Am I a fence walker?

    depends on amt and what you are going for.....

    Usually just an attempt at waking up.... The amount varies depending on how well I slept :)

    Ok....
    Well if it is not for a fasted reason.....
    Then it is your call how you want to look at it. :smile: :drinker:
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I like egg mcmuffins and dr pepper for breakfast... it's the breakfast of champions.

    Bull****. Everybody knows it's Wheaties with Guinness.
    I like eating mine with milk, but whatever floats your boat.
  • PolkaDot_Princess
    PolkaDot_Princess Posts: 314 Member
    I love lamp.


    LOUD NOISES!!
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
    Diet Coke has been my breakfast at times. I have no shame.

    OMG dont you know that will make you fat!?!? :drinker:

    Fat, but happy:glasses:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Stop making threats of violence, John.

    John scares me














    :laugh:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    It's such a huge misconception that the IIFYMs people sit around and stuff their faces with junk all day long. I have no idea what has turned this into a belief for so many and what logic they've used to justify it.

    because some people read "I lost 50lb while eating some ice cream every day" as "I lost 50lb while stuffing my face constantly with ice cream in fact I ate nothing but ice cream the whole time, but kept within my calorie goal and still lost the fat so in ya face you clean eating people I fart in the general direction of your oatmeal, vegetables and chicken breasts!!!! so nyaaaaa!!!"
  • mammamaurer
    mammamaurer Posts: 418 Member
    I like egg mcmuffins and dr pepper for breakfast... it's the breakfast of champions.

    Bull****. Everybody knows it's Wheaties with Guinness.

    double bull caca even kids know its Lucky Charms and Guinness silly

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  • p4ulmiller
    p4ulmiller Posts: 588 Member
    I'd love to see Juice Fast v Water Fast.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    It's such a huge misconception that the IIFYMs people sit around and stuff their faces with junk all day long. I have no idea what has turned this into a belief for so many and what logic they've used to justify it.

    because some people read "I lost 50lb while eating some ice cream every day" as "I lost 50lb while stuffing my face constantly with ice cream in fact I ate nothing but ice cream the whole time, but kept within my calorie goal and still lost the fat so in ya face you clean eating people I fart in the general direction of your oatmeal, vegetables and chicken breasts!!!! so nyaaaaa!!!"

    ^Agreed. It's amazing how projecting one's issues onto others really warps what is really being said. Instead of reading what is written, they try to imagine some sort of tone to the words and find any reason to get offended.
  • ironmonkeystyle
    ironmonkeystyle Posts: 834 Member
    I love lamp.

    Are you just saying that because you see a lamp?
  • TriLifter
    TriLifter Posts: 1,283 Member
    I'd love to see Juice Fast v Water Fast.

    Juice has sugar and will kill you. Water fast is obviously the way to go. Next!
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Whether or not hibernation mode exists (as opposed to starvation mode).
  • _Phoenyx_
    _Phoenyx_ Posts: 17 Member
    It's such a huge misconception that the IIFYMs people sit around and stuff their faces with junk all day long. I have no idea what has turned this into a belief for so many and what logic they've used to justify it.

    because some people read "I lost 50lb while eating some ice cream every day" as "I lost 50lb while stuffing my face constantly with ice cream in fact I ate nothing but ice cream the whole time, but kept within my calorie goal and still lost the fat so in ya face you clean eating people I fart in the general direction of your oatmeal, vegetables and chicken breasts!!!! so nyaaaaa!!!"
    :laugh: Splendid. Thank you! :flowerforyou:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Are people naturally thin? What does naturally thin mean? I need a very specific definition! No, actually I need 50 definitions. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Are we supposed to be mad at them for it? Naturally thin means secretly unhealthy, in a hidden way doesn't it? Well, my friend's step-cousin's stepmother's foster child's birth mother eats a lot of junk, never exercises, and eats 4000 calories a day even though she doesn't measure it, but we guessed it really well and she's thin, but that means she is going to die young from how horribly unhealthy her insides are because even though she looks thin she's fat inside her body (I read it on the internet). And the sad thing is that because she's thin, she will never know how unhealthy she is and she will just suddenly drop dead unexpectedly. So, that's why it's bad. There was a study about it that I heard about somewhere. But, if this isn't true, then she probably starves herself and doesn't eat breakfast. So, either way she's unhealthy.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    which is the best football team in Texas... Univ. of Texas or Baylor?

    we may never know.
    Brainy, I will cut you! :laugh: Jes kiddin'... I don't give a rat's keister about sports teams! I can tell you which one is a better law school, though... :wink:
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    Diet Coke has been my breakfast at times. I have no shame.

    OMG dont you know that will make you fat!?!? :drinker:
    It's ok. It will also give us cancer, and the resulting chemotherapy will make us thin again.
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    I like egg mcmuffins and dr pepper for breakfast... it's the breakfast of champions.

    Bull****. Everybody knows it's Wheaties with Guinness.
    I like eating mine with milk, but whatever floats your boat.

    It is none of the above, it is bacon and diet coke.
  • TriLifter
    TriLifter Posts: 1,283 Member
    I like egg mcmuffins and dr pepper for breakfast... it's the breakfast of champions.

    Bull****. Everybody knows it's Wheaties with Guinness.
    I like eating mine with milk, but whatever floats your boat.

    It is none of the above, it is bacon and diet coke.

    I believe the answer is actually bacon wrapped in bacon.

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