Divorce ideas

Celtic_Ace
Celtic_Ace Posts: 62
in Chit-Chat
lets have 'em

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  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    File the papers, serve them, and move on as quickly as possible.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Pizza.
    Broken ring.
    "Served" message from courier.
    On her birthday.
    Answering machine, "I love you so much, it's over, papers are on the dining room table."
    Pictures of you with another man.

    So many choices.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I feel like this might work.
    divorce-billboard-300x223.jpg
  • Loss4TheWin
    Loss4TheWin Posts: 249
    Apparently it's $20 for a do-it-yourself divorce kit from Staples. Because diamonds are forever, but marriage is for the hell of it.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Hiring someone else to take care of the problem.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,454 Member
    Slip out the back, Jack.
    Make a new plan, Stan.
    No need to be coy, Roy.
    Listen to me.


    Hop on a bus, Gus.
    No need to discuss much.
    Drop off the key, Lee.
    Just set yourself free.

    .
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    These are hilarious but I pray my heart never becomes this angry and bitter that I feel compelled to get so low.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    I feel like this might work.
    divorce-billboard-300x223.jpg


    ooooo I love this hahah
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    **
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Muff punt usually works.
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
    I feel like this might work.
    divorce-billboard-300x223.jpg
    And this is why I <3 JessieJane :)
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    When you have no children or debt, it's very easy, quick and relatively inexpensive. Even with real estate involved.

    Unfortunately for most people it becomes very complicated and expensive.
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
    Slip out the back, Jack.
    Make a new plan, Stan.
    No need to be coy, Roy.
    Listen to me.


    Hop on a bus, Gus.
    No need to discuss much.
    Drop off the key, Lee.
    Just set yourself free.

    .
    Paul Simon rocks ;)
  • _KitKat_
    _KitKat_ Posts: 1,066 Member
    You could do it the way the teens do now with breakups....Facebook official.

    Actually I am happily married so no clue.
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    You could do it the way the teens do now with breakups....Facebook official.

    Actually I am happily married so no clue.

    That is so 2009. Teens are using Facebook less these days.
  • _KitKat_
    _KitKat_ Posts: 1,066 Member
    You could do it the way the teens do now with breakups....Facebook official.

    Actually I am happily married so no clue.

    That is so 2009. Teens are using Facebook less these days.

    True try oovoo, kik or instagram.
  • EvilTracy
    EvilTracy Posts: 16
    I'm scared to ask what 'muff punt' means...??
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Court?
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    In all seriousness, look up collaborative divorce. I'm in Texas too and IMO it's the best option. It's not cheap, but it keeps everything out of the courts.
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
    :indifferent: just find a place to hid the body...it's cheaper. (so i've heard)
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    call best quality vacuum and ask for the "model 60"
  • Kevalicious99
    Kevalicious99 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Divorce is almost always a sad thing .. just saying.
  • kzivic
    kzivic Posts: 326 Member
    My s/o is allergic to cats, so the running joke is that if I ever come home with a cat, he knows it's over, no questions asked.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,454 Member
    That cake is awesome.

    I had some friends who had a divorce party. I wish with all my heart that I could be that civilized. Marriage breakups don't usually end with both people happy about it. My one and only divorce was not something I felt deserved a party.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,454 Member
    But I totally drank a bunch of champagne. :tongue:

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