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bheathfit
bheathfit Posts: 451 Member
edited February 9 in Chit-Chat
OK. New to MFP and this is my first new topic post, so bear with me...

So there I was, doing my first bulk cycle ever! When I started, I was fairly tone and quite thin. I had literally doubled my caloric intake overnight and I was making what I considered to be acceptable gains for a noob. My strength and size were increasing. Friends were noticing and commenting. My inner peacock was in full bloom!

I had just finished showering and my Beautiful wife was walking by, so I struck a few poses for her and let her basque in the glory of my inner peacock. She smiled appreciatively and came closer. I was expecting a kiss and a smack on the backside when she gently poked me in the belly and asked "Is this supposed to be growing as fast as your muscles?". :embarassed: My inner peacock was Totally Crushed and hung his head in shame... She was like. "Oh no, I didn't mean it that way!". It was freaking hilarious and I still give her crap to this day about it!

Hahahahaha!!!!:laugh:
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