Who wants to be my diet coach?

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  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    ???
    Read the forums, ask questions and educate yourself.

    Do this ^^^^^

    Asking for a 'coach' around here, is pretty much inviting a whole slew of Beachbody coaches to stalk you.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    I agree with the previous poster. The only person you are accountable for your weight loss is YOU.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Sure. Step 1:

    Squats and deadlifts.
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    Sure. Step 1:

    Squats and deadlifts.

    Uh, she asked for DIET coaching.

    OP, find your TDEE. (just Google search "TDEE calculator") Eat 20% fewer calories than that number every day. Be patient. Maybe exercise a little, in whatever form of your liking. That's it.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Sure. Step 1:

    Squats and deadlifts.

    Uh, she asked for DIET coaching.

    OP, find your TDEE. (just Google search "TDEE calculator") Eat 20% fewer calories than that number every day. Be patient. Maybe exercise a little, in whatever form of your liking. That's it.

    Uh, do you even squat and deadlift?

    Regardless, I'm changing my advice to:

    Are you weighing and measuring your food?
  • mamacoates
    mamacoates Posts: 430 Member
    What's your budget? :happy:
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    What's your budget? :happy:

    As the vultures circle.

    J/K mamacoates ........

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  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    What's your budget? :happy:

    Hopefully a healthy amount of calories. :bigsmile:
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    Let this be your guide, then tweak as needed:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1080242-a-guide-to-get-you-started-on-your-path-to-sexypants
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    Sure. Step 1:

    Squats and deadlifts.

    Uh, she asked for DIET coaching.

    OP, find your TDEE. (just Google search "TDEE calculator") Eat 20% fewer calories than that number every day. Be patient. Maybe exercise a little, in whatever form of your liking. That's it.

    Uh, do you even squat and deadlift?

    Regardless, I'm changing my advice to:

    Are you weighing and measuring your food?
    Uh I think it's pretty clear from her awesome profile photo that she does. :happy:
  • mamacoates
    mamacoates Posts: 430 Member
    What's your budget? :happy:

    As the vultures circle.

    J/K mamacoates ........

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    LOL ... I was just kidding too, so your addition made me laugh even more!! Merry Christmas everyone!!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I read this as "diet couch," that I could be, but a coach, not likely...
  • Sreneesa
    Sreneesa Posts: 1,170 Member
    Sure. Step 1:

    Squats and deadlifts.

    Uh, she asked for DIET coaching.

    OP, find your TDEE. (just Google search "TDEE calculator") Eat 20% fewer calories than that number every day. Be patient. Maybe exercise a little, in whatever form of your liking. That's it.

    Uh, do you even squat and deadlift?

    Regardless, I'm changing my advice to:

    Are you weighing and measuring your food?
    Uh I think it's pretty clear from her awesome profile photo that she does. :happy:
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    What's your budget? :happy:

    As the vultures circle.

    J/K mamacoates ........

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    LOL ... I was just kidding too, so your addition made me laugh even more!! Merry Christmas everyone!!

    I knew you were. :happy: the smiley gives you away.

    Maybe there's a market for us as 'diet coaches....?' I mean, I lost a few lbs, so I must be an expert now, right?

    :wink:
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    no thank you


    actually... how much do you pay?
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    no thank you


    actually... how much do you pay?

    Well, for the right price I could be your couch and Hayley could be your coach. We'll give you a better deal for the package.
  • mamacoates
    mamacoates Posts: 430 Member
    What's your budget? :happy:

    As the vultures circle.

    J/K mamacoates ........

    adler-0016.gif

    LOL ... I was just kidding too, so your addition made me laugh even more!! Merry Christmas everyone!!

    I knew you were. :happy: the smiley gives you away.

    Maybe there's a market for us as 'diet coaches....?' I mean, I lost a few lbs, so I must be an expert now, right?

    :wink:

    Works for me ... I'm down 30 lbs. Happy to sell my secrets for the right price!! :drinker:
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    create a calorie deficit, work out, repeat..

    that will be 1,000.00 please….
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    OOOH!! ME!!! ME!!


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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    So long as we can come to a reasonable agreement on remuneration, and you can please sign a statement attesting that you will not be relying on my advice, sure.

    Soooo . . . shall we talk numbers?
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    no thank you


    actually... how much do you pay?

    Well, for the right price I could be your couch and Hayley could be your coach. We'll give you a better deal for the package.

    How YALL doin? :wink:
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    create a calorie deficit, work out, repeat..

    that will be 1,000.00 please….

    OP Don't listen to this guy! I'm willing to give you the same advice for 100 bucks.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    Sure. Step 1:

    Squats and deadlifts.

    Uh, she asked for DIET coaching.

    OP, find your TDEE. (just Google search "TDEE calculator") Eat 20% fewer calories than that number every day. Be patient. Maybe exercise a little, in whatever form of your liking. That's it.

    Uh, do you even squat and deadlift?

    Regardless, I'm changing my advice to:

    Are you weighing and measuring your food?
    Uh I think it's pretty clear from her awesome profile photo that she does. :happy:

    DYEQ?
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    how much are you willing to pay me?
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    Sure. Step 1:

    Squats and deadlifts.

    Uh, she asked for DIET coaching.

    OP, find your TDEE. (just Google search "TDEE calculator") Eat 20% fewer calories than that number every day. Be patient. Maybe exercise a little, in whatever form of your liking. That's it.

    So I tried this and I only dropped my BF by 1/3 and lost 22 pounds. Wait...oh hell yeah, this works great! If you get stuck, just remember it isn't a straight line, for giggles go to people's walls(mine) and see the numbers and dates and you'll be fine. Now get your backside in gear....

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