Gifts for those I hate?

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Gift certificate for a movie theatre that is 50+ miles away.

    I have a gift certificate for a theatre that's 2 states away.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Clothing either 2 sizes too big or 2 sizes too small with the tags switched to those of the current size.

    Always go too big. That way they think that you think they are fat.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    A stool screening test kit. Because you care enough to worry about their health.
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
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    Gift certificate for a movie theatre that is 50+ miles away.

    I have a gift certificate for a theatre that's 2 states away.


    Who hates you?
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    Gift certificate for a movie theatre that is 50+ miles away.

    I have a gift certificate for a theatre that's 2 states away.


    Who hates you?

    Who doesn't?

























    J/k
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
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    Jelly of the Month Club
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    tampax

    Used.

    hi Taunto.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    Step 1
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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    So much winning in this thread!!!:drinker:
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    bumping the hatred.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    A jigsaw puzzle made up of two very similar, but different, puzzles.
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    Make a donation in their name to The Human Fund. Money for people ;)
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    Nickelback cd?
  • angmarie28
    angmarie28 Posts: 2,817 Member
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    If anyone hasn't read the reviews for these sugar-free gummy bears, YOU MUST!!!!

    http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC
    ^these, OMG they will never see it coming
  • fitfreakymom
    fitfreakymom Posts: 1,400 Member
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    fruitcake

    not all fruit cake is bad lol like mine is awesome cause it has a tone of rum in it.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    A jigsaw puzzle made up of two very similar, but different, puzzles.

    Ohhhh cruelty!!! HA!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    If anyone hasn't read the reviews for these sugar-free gummy bears, YOU MUST!!!!

    http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC
    ^these, OMG they will never see it coming


    Oh, but they will see it going... And going... And going... :laugh:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I would make holiday brownies. In the place of chocolate and cocoa, grate up some ex-lax. In place of vegetable oil, use mineral oil. It will take about 12 hours to take effect, but they'll love it.

    Sooo....a cleanse? I suspect some ppl will actually LOVE a chocolate cleanse. Just sayin'.
  • GiveMeCoffee
    GiveMeCoffee Posts: 3,556 Member
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    Buy them Cauliflower and put together all the best cauliflower recipes to go with it
  • action_figure
    action_figure Posts: 511 Member
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    anything you'd by for a white elephant gift party.

    this year i got a lighted hula hoop. someone else brought a raw pork loin from trader joe's. hahaha.

    just take $5-10 go to some place like ross, marshall, tj maxx, etc and look around in the home section. all kinds of craptastic stuff there for $10 or less.


    what i'll be giving next year will be 10-$1 gift cards at different stores.

    I would totally misinterpret that lighted hula hoop, just so you know. LOVE those things.

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