Trolling 101 Lecture 7 - Effective trolling - Positive

delicious_cocktail

This post is a joke. HERP trolling 101 thread lololol Tr0LLzzzZzz.. I hate people who think they are trolls, when quite frankly they are less of a troll than one under a bridge.

I understand that you are upset. Many people claim to be practitioners of the arts, but they are little more than children banging the lids of pots and pans and claiming to be musicians.

Please don't judge us by the least of us. We are so much more. The fact that this very institution of learning exists as a testament to the truth that trolling is fine art; performance art for the newer generations.

For your wounds, I apologize. I truly hope that one day you are able to open your heart and mind and forgive the people who have wronged you and accept the mere possibility that trolling might just be something more.

Until then, you're disrupting the class and I must insist that you leave.

joe_madre

...Okay, at the risk of finding myself labeled as an ineffective troll I have to ask...
Exactly what is it that an ineffective troll does in order to find his or herself wearing such a label? I can see the effects of taking such actions listed here and they sound truly horrendous? But what did the troll do to arrive at such a state? How could it have been avoided? And is there any way back once a toll steps onto that slide?

MISTER Madre! If you were here in class last week instead of out practicing your craft (against class regulations, I'd like to remind you,) you would've known that we already covered ineffective trolling. Perhaps one of your classmates cares to help you overcome your lapse. I, young man, do not.

Aw krap.

Notes.... Anybody got notes out there?

PikaKnight

cmriverside

I had a teacher in the ninth grade who thought I was pretty.

Maybe a little too much.

I was 14 and even then knew the power of the long troll.

Ahh yes, the long troll. It was very bold of you to execute this in such a situation. A troll must always leave for an effective exit strategy. The imbalance of power is too great; it is like trolling a moderator. As soon as the 'jig is up', you face expulsion/permaban.

Exit Strategy = I was in ninth grade. In just a few months I was going to the big kids' school where the boys weren't 26 YO.

He was the one making the moves. So sad with his big blue eyes and cute little MG. Sure it was flattering. Who looked like the fool, though? Me and my darling little 14 YO virgin self, or him?

And by MG, I mean his wheels.

Permaban? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

beachlover317

I skipped class. Did we have any homework?

I think you'll find out when I post grades, Mr. Yukon.

Yeah, thanks.