Would one of these lines work on you?

binaryjester

Pick up lines...how many would work?

I think you dropped something.
What?
Your standards, hey nice to meet you!


I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
No
Well then, please start.


I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off


Have you got any raisins?' 'No' 'Well then how about a date?


If you need a place to crash I have a couch... it doesn't pull out, but I do.


Are you my big toe? Cuz I'd bang you on every piece of furniture I own.


Make sure you have a pen for this:
1) Go up to a woman
2) Grab a nearby napkin, or ask the bartender for one (can ask for a pen too) and say to the woman, "Hi, can I show you something?". They tend to assume it's a magic trick.
3) Draw a single line on the napkin and hand it to the woman. Their reaction will most likely be, "What's this?"
4) You say, "It's a pick up line"


I wish I was topoisomerase so we could relieve some of this sexual tension!


I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.


Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your azz is refreshing!


Hey Girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.


Guy: How do you spell me?
Girl: M-E
Guy: You forgot the D
Girl: There's no D in me
Guy: Not yet


Me: There's 20 letters in the English alphabet, right?
Girl: No, there's 26.
Me: Oh, I forgot U R A Q T.
Girl: That's only 25. You forgot one...
Me: Don't worry. You'll get the D later.


Hey girl, I'm a Pokemon master. That makes me more than qualified to handle your jiggly puffs.