Y'all...I need help!

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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    There's nothing you can do after going that far. It's over. Off to the nunnery with you! :smile:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Sex...you need lots of it. :love: :flowerforyou:
  • davert123
    davert123 Posts: 1,568 Member
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    I know this is pretty standard advise but the only way to save yourself is to juice for 28 days :-( Absolutely no protein of fat, just tomato and carrot juice. You will feel much better afterwards :-)
  • JustMeee333
    JustMeee333 Posts: 233
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    Sex...you need lots of it. :love: :flowerforyou:
    Ew, Ew, and Ewww. She didn't come here to be hit upon by a 50yr old! :huh:

    You and Me both OP, don't sweat it. I weighed this morning and gained 4lb, but it'll soon come off once we get back to our fitness routine. Drink lots of water too, especially if you ate a lot of salt over Christmas. Personally, I wouldn't bother with detoxes, laxatives, etc.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    There's nothing you can do after going that far. It's over. Off to the nunnery with you! :smile:

    I KNEW it!!!
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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    I know this is pretty standard advise but the only way to save yourself is to juice for 28 days :-( Absolutely no protein of fat, just tomato and carrot juice. You will feel much better afterwards :-)

    Is prune juice ok too? Or is there too much sugar in it?
  • cychogal
    cychogal Posts: 39 Member
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    The holiday season is not over yet. :wink:
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
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    First you were like:
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    But now you're all:
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  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    Sex...you need lots of it. :love: :flowerforyou:
    Ew, Ew, and Ewww. She didn't come here to be hit upon by a 50yr old! :huh:

    He didn't say HE wanted to have sex with her. Jeez. Tough crowd.

    OP, go get a Hefty bag, cut arm and neck holes, put it on and go for a 10 mile run. Don't drink ANY water during your run or you won't loose any water wait.
  • kregerems
    kregerems Posts: 100 Member
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    I gained four pounds over Christmas!! FOUR!!!!!!! What am I gonna do?????

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    Take a deep breath. It isn't the end of the world. If you ate foods high in salt you have water retention, you could have eaten more than you should have without working out, or it could be your time of the month. Anyway, start over, count your calories and watch what you eat for the next few days. Put in some extra cardio and maybe even some weight training. Don't panic you can drop the weight, but you have to watch what you eat and how much. Plus be patient.
  • laceyfowler
    laceyfowler Posts: 127 Member
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    Sex...you need lots of it. :love: :flowerforyou:
    Ew, Ew, and Ewww. She didn't come here to be hit upon by a 50yr old! :huh:

    Or maybe she did - let's not be so quick to judge ;-)

    OP - there's some neat-o new thing going around on Facebook, I think it's for some pills and you can lose 15lb in 5 days.... aaand I'm pretty sure that if you order in the next few hours, you get a second bottle... Absolutely Free (just pay separate shipping and handling) ;-) ;-)
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
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    Cabbage soup diet. 2% of the time, it works every time.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    Cabbage soup diet. 2% of the time, it works every time.
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  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
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    I know this is pretty standard advise but the only way to save yourself is to juice for 28 days :-( Absolutely no protein of fat, just tomato and carrot juice. You will feel much better afterwards :-)

    Is prune juice ok too? Or is there too much sugar in it?

    Prune juice makes you poop. Girls don't poop. Prune juice makes you poop...Prune juice will turn you into a guy.
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
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    Sex...you need lots of it. :love: :flowerforyou:
    Ew, Ew, and Ewww. She didn't come here to be hit upon by a 50yr old! :huh:

    Exactly!!! This sounds like a job for a 33 year old...
  • defenderoftheuniverse
    defenderoftheuniverse Posts: 32 Member
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    I say you just give up and plan to stay single forever.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    water fasting for the next 3 months

    only choice get over it sorry
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
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    Amber's cleanse!

    3 parts kale
    1 part something I forget (banana?)
    4 parts disappointment (cauliflower)

    Cleanse is copyright ILiftHeavyAcrylics
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    has amputation been suggested? the amazons found this was the best way for them to lose weight

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