Best Lines

sassypants0923

Use your best line to get the person above you in the sack

Sinisterly

Your wish is my command, Mistress! -kisses boots-

(Sorry, bit sleepy, that's all I got lol).

sassypants0923

Lol ... That's my favorite anyway

Come on baby let me make you moan

alexpark0ur

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

sassypants0923

Nice van... U gonna use that gun?

Dino_bacon2112

Are you a proletariat? 'Cause you're causing an uprising in my lower class.

Marcia315

Yeah, um the person above me is a cat. No. Just no.

Dino_bacon2112

You don't like cats? Prrr *headbump* Please pet me...

Marcia315

Are you fixed? No unneutered male cats in my house.

Sinisterly

Let's watch Blades of Glory together! Twin dongs.

walleyclan1

Does this rag smell like chloroform?