So I just got dumped...

Iceberg_Simpson

Here you go. This one's on me.

punkisdead83

Here you go. This one's on me.

Epic!

mrsduke2924

Here you go. This one's on me.

rofl - this made my night :drinker:

Iceberg_Simpson

Okay. One more. Because I can.

salembambi

Dino_bacon2112

The best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody else. That's what my grandma always told me.




For reals, though. sorry dude. I promise I won't get you pregnant

DMZ_1

This is an opportunity for you to become an alpha male. No better revenge than living well.

tehboxingkitteh

MM_1982

melb_alex

time to call the boys and get smashed AND CHANGE YOUR NUMBER unless it's meaningless s..x with her

manderson27

Sorry to hear that, but keep you chin up, just remember this.....

manderson27

You could find yourself a nice hoe

Here is a selection for you

timmfp

Here here, tell me your credit score and annual salary and maybe I'll make you my next ex-boyfriend.

540, unemployed. When can we meet? :laugh:

OP: Nothing that I can say that you haven't heard already. Hang in there!

the_summer_belle

Now you can spend NYE getting lucky over and over again :P

nicenhealthy

Because Ron Swanson is awesome.

LVCeltGirl

You can borrow my mantra "Doing it for the DAMN, you got HOT!" Her loss probably because she's insecure about you bettering yourself and didn't feel she could keep up. Show her what she missed out on. Keep up the good work!

tehboxingkitteh

Sorry to hear that, but keep you chin up, just remember this.....

and what about those of us who don't bleed, at all? :flowerforyou: are we still trustworthy?

JeaninePaige

BrotherSpankus

You're fantastic! You categorically DO. NOT. NEED. that person in your life, because you're more than enough on your own.

Keep keeping on, and smile! We'll all smile with you x

punkisdead83

I must admit all this helped

jennifer_417

In for pizza! Also, sorry, dude...:sad:

kiwigal41

welcome to the club....sorry to hear that.....:(

Dino_bacon2112

You like Street Fighter, brah?

0shifty0

Now you get to start the new year fresh!!!

ijavagypsy

her loss!

Definitely her loss!

RocaWilliams

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hookilau

Chin up buddy

ParamoreAddict

Just go out to a stripclub and see theres a lot of chicks out there in the world...Have fun and live it up, man!

Cali_Chica

Sinisterly

Just.. For the love of god, don't hook up with random people off craigslist. Disease spreads from that thing.
Not worth it.