Clean eating at the strip club...

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  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Heading to the strip club tomorrow. Do any of you have any suggestions for clean eating while there?

    Some of the best sushi I've had was at a gentlemen's club.

    ^^ I've heard this is true, though most prefer the sushi not stuffed with crab.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Are you going to be there so long that you need to eat? Eat before you go?

    Hmmm...but all the pink tacos and bat wings make my mouth all watery and stuff.
  • patrickblo13
    patrickblo13 Posts: 831 Member
    I would think there would be a surplus of crab!
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 842 Member
    Speaking from a past experience. If she does a show with ice DON'T EAT THE DAMN ICE!!
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Speaking from a past experience. If she does a show with ice DON'T EAT THE DAMN ICE!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA...laughing so hard right now.
  • XjXannX
    XjXannX Posts: 44 Member
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    Yes! Ron Swanson lmao
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Take a wetnap.

    AND some hand sanitizer.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Yew shud order sum tacoz LOLS hahah

    what do you mean?
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 842 Member
    Speaking from a past experience. If she does a show with ice DON'T EAT THE DAMN ICE!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA...laughing so hard right now.

    I can still remember that taste I bought a 12 dollar drink just to try and get rid of it.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Yew shud order sum tacoz LOLS hahah

    what do you mean?

    I think she's talking in the ebonics language.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Speaking from a past experience. If she does a show with ice DON'T EAT THE DAMN ICE!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA...laughing so hard right now.

    I can still remember that taste I bought a 12 dollar drink just to try and get rid of it.

    Bro you're killin' me.

    On a different note, Confucius say, "Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day."
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I don't trust anything at the strip club to be as clean as they claim.

    I ate something at a club once, and she said it was clean eating, but when I started to eat it, I wasn't so sure. Make sure you put a wrap over it before you eat it.

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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I don't trust anything at the strip club to be as clean as they claim.

    I ate something at a club once, and she said it was clean eating, but when I started to eat it, I wasn't so sure. Make sure you put a wrap over it before you eat it.


    Anyone try cellophane wrap over the tongue before?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Speaking from a past experience. If she does a show with ice DON'T EAT THE DAMN ICE!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA...laughing so hard right now.

    I can still remember that taste I bought a 12 dollar drink just to try and get rid of it.
    Sounds like they had an up-sell angle with you, just saying!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 842 Member
    I don't trust anything at the strip club to be as clean as they claim.

    I ate something at a club once, and she said it was clean eating, but when I started to eat it, I wasn't so sure. Make sure you put a wrap over it before you eat it.


    Anyone try cellophane wrap over the tongue before?

    It makes the whole experience pointless
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 842 Member
    Speaking from a past experience. If she does a show with ice DON'T EAT THE DAMN ICE!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA...laughing so hard right now.

    I can still remember that taste I bought a 12 dollar drink just to try and get rid of it.
    Sounds like they had an up-sell angle with you, just saying!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    LOL it was a group show two girls about 4 guys I was the drunk dumb *kitten* who said they would eat the ice. I think everyone else knew no one told me though.
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    even dental floss can't get all the glitter out.

    Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies

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  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    the last I heard, most of the tacos there were technically calorie free...

    LOL!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • The clubs in Denver have great food!!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Speaking from a past experience. If she does a show with ice DON'T EAT THE DAMN ICE!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA...laughing so hard right now.

    I can still remember that taste I bought a 12 dollar drink just to try and get rid of it.
    Sounds like they had an up-sell angle with you, just saying!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    LOL it was a group show two girls about 4 guys I was the drunk dumb *kitten* who said they would eat the ice. I think everyone else knew no one told me though.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Yup, you got taken for a ride, alright!!! lmao
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    even dental floss can't get all the glitter out.

    Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies

    VlHm3oq.gif

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  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    ^^ sparkle cooch..lmao! I'd pay to see one of those. Regular, unsparkley cooch is becoming boring
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Oh good lord.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    even dental floss can't get all the glitter out.

    Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies

    VlHm3oq.gif

    This is kind of mesmerizing. Can't...stop...watching....
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    even dental floss can't get all the glitter out.

    Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies

    VlHm3oq.gif

    This is kind of mesmerizing. Can't...stop...watching....

    Yes it is. Because a wiggle and a jiggle can make my night complete.
  • Fish tacos
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    even dental floss can't get all the glitter out.

    Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies

    VlHm3oq.gif

    This is kind of mesmerizing. Can't...stop...watching....

    Yes it is. Because a wiggle and a jiggle can make my night complete.

    By all means, wiggle and jiggle for me. *gets dollar bills ready*
  • BlueAngelChar
    BlueAngelChar Posts: 1,364 Member
    ^^^^ sorry got distracted by that fantastic *kitten*...... mmmm food and strip club.......gotta be hot hot hot wings and some tequila to wash it down
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Clean eating? Can't help you there mate.

    You could however try Candy and Brandy together. That's always fun...