Newbie drinking game.

makingamiracle

Ok... we're t-minus 3 days, give or take, from the flood of New Year noobs who will flock to this board and log in faithfully for about, oh, I dunno... 34 days. Time for a healthful drinking game. Everyone takes a shot of water when we hear the following worn out promises, oaths, declarations and statements of intent....

I'll start things off:

"I'm really serious about losing weight this time."

marciebrian

I'm going to start a 30 day detox to get started........

Robin_Brown72

"This is the year I lose the weight for good".

I'm fairly new here myself, but I'm playing anyways LOL!

shutyourpieholeandsquat

Ok... we're t-minus 3 days, give or take, from the flood of New Year noobs who will flock to this board and log in faithfully for about, oh, I dunno... 34 days. Time for a healthful drinking game. Everyone takes a shot of water when we hear the following worn out promises, oaths, declarations and statements of intent....

I'll start things off:

"I'm really serious about losing weight this time."

ok well...5 posts and a member for less than a month hmmmmm:huh:

makingamiracle

Ok... we're t-minus 3 days, give or take, from the flood of New Year noobs who will flock to this board and log in faithfully for about, oh, I dunno... 34 days. Time for a healthful drinking game. Everyone takes a shot of water when we hear the following worn out promises, oaths, declarations and statements of intent....

I'll start things off:

"I'm really serious about losing weight this time."

ok well...5 posts and a member for less than a month hmmmmm:huh:

Actually, have been here for a year and a half under a different account. Now what is that they say about never assuming... hmm.... well, thanks for playing anyways.

mmm_drop

*shrugs* I was a newbie 2 years ago in January. I never made any of those declarations, but we all gotta start somewhere.

shutyourpieholeandsquat

Ok... we're t-minus 3 days, give or take, from the flood of New Year noobs who will flock to this board and log in faithfully for about, oh, I dunno... 34 days. Time for a healthful drinking game. Everyone takes a shot of water when we hear the following worn out promises, oaths, declarations and statements of intent....

I'll start things off:

"I'm really serious about losing weight this time."

ok well...5 posts and a member for less than a month hmmmmm:huh:

Actually, have been here for a year and a half under a different account. Now what is that they say about never assuming... hmm.... well, thanks for playing anyways.

I don't think it makes me look like an *kitten* at all. Any other person passing through wouldn't know you had another account before either. You have to look at what you posted and all the elements of it and understand that's what people are gonna see.
Do the math.

shutyourpieholeandsquat

*shrugs* I was a newbie 2 years ago in January. I never made any of those declarations, but we all gotta start somewhere.

This.

mjterp

Ok... we're t-minus 3 days, give or take, from the flood of New Year noobs who will flock to this board and log in faithfully for about, oh, I dunno... 34 days. Time for a healthful drinking game. Everyone takes a shot of water when we hear the following worn out promises, oaths, declarations and statements of intent....

I'll start things off:

"I'm really serious about losing weight this time."

ok well...5 posts and a member for less than a month hmmmmm:huh:

I can vouch for him. he has been on a lot longer, but gained back a bunch (he feels he lost his rock start status) so started a new profile for a fresh start.

That said...
I'm going to go with

"What is TDEE?"
"What is TLDR?"
and my personal favorite
"Weight lift? I'm a GIRL! I don't want to get BULKY!!!"

That ought to keep us hydrated!!!

mjterp

Chit Chat FUN AND GAMES

C'mon folks...this is innocent fun way to keep hydrated! WHY NOT???

KendleX

Has anyone tried Raspberry Ketones?

shutyourpieholeandsquat

Ok... we're t-minus 3 days, give or take, from the flood of New Year noobs who will flock to this board and log in faithfully for about, oh, I dunno... 34 days. Time for a healthful drinking game. Everyone takes a shot of water when we hear the following worn out promises, oaths, declarations and statements of intent....

I'll start things off:

"I'm really serious about losing weight this time."

ok well...5 posts and a member for less than a month hmmmmm:huh:

I can vouch for him. he has been on a lot longer, but gained back a bunch (he feels he lost his rock start status) so started a new profile for a fresh start.

awww he shouldn't feel that way. Life has ups and downs. cr*p happens :frown:

michelefrench

... I cant eat a entire 1200 calories.... :noway:

emAZn

I've been good for three days but I cheated and had fast food for lunch!

DeputySox

OP just made my list of asshats I have ignored. Thanks for playing!

wheird

Making a game out of the ignorance if people who are worn out, overweight, and likely have awful self-esteem issues?

In.

vjohn04

Has anyone tried Raspberry Ketones?

Green coffee bean extract.

vjohn04

Making a game out of the ignorance if people who are worn out, overweight, and likely have awful self-esteem issues?

In.

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The_Enginerd

I'm going to have to do a lot more running if I'm going to make room for all those alcohol calories.

ETA: Oh wait, you said shot of water. What's the fun in that?!

moosegt35

OP just made my list of asshats I have ignored. Thanks for playing!

If you are going to ignore all the asshats it would be easier to just delete your account.

moosegt35

I'm going to have to do a lot more running if I'm going to make room for all those alcohol calories.

High alcohol content in the drinking water in your area?