ANYONE with long term cleanse success?

MoreBean13

I am looking for ANYONE who lost weight, got to their goal, and maintained their goal weight for 6 months or more and attribute their success to any kind of detox of cleanse. I'll even take 3 months maintenance. Please include details about your detox/cleanse and subsequent program.

Thanks.

I'm not looking to do this, I've been in maintenance for almost a year with no cleanses, I just don't believe any such people exist, or if they do exist I believe they will consider the cleanse more of an early mistake than the key to their success.

BondBomb

In for the crazy!

ndj1979

in…to see where this goes

DjinnMarie

Excuse me while I go into convulsions.


Ill be back in february

gigglesinthesun

I cleanse myself daily, both inside and out ... it's not really done anything for my weight loss, cause that's just calories counting, but hey, I thought I make a start on this thread :laugh:

michellekicks

I lasted 6 days on the Master Cleanse once. The salt water flush was... enlightening.

In to hear about people who are crazy enough to crap that much on a daily basis.

tigersword

Oh this should be good...

Alluminati

Is it like a bunghole?

PikaKnight

Definitely IN!

ThatSoundsHard

Oh this one's gunna get messy

meshashesha2012

curious to see

Mia_RagazzaTosta

I'm just glad to see you back

_SABOTEUR_

IN

For one of the crazy diets/fads I haven't actually tried.

Qarol

I poop. Everyday.

Does that count?

MinMin97

Oh I see, it's a poll. Wow. Broad topic.

MoreBean13

WHAT are you trying to cleanse?

I'm trying to cleanse MFP of the notion that there's any hope of success with cleanses.

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

There was a similar thread a few months ago and the only people who claimed success with cleanses were also eating at a deficit. But it was totally the cleanse that yielded the results. :noway:


edited to clarify

kgeyser

I dropped 20 lbs during a 5 hour cleanse and have kept it off for over a year and a half…oh no, wait, that was childbirth. Cleaned me right out though.

MinMin97

^^^"who came forward"???

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

^^^"who came forward"???

Who claimed that they lost weight using cleanses and kept it off.

ndj1979

WHAT are you trying to cleanse?

I'm trying to cleanse MFP of the notion that there's any hope of success with cleanses.

A for effort, but I suspect it will end in F for failure...

ndj1979

does my morning dump count? if yes, then yes I have had success and kept the weight off….

Matt24442

YES! I do a cleanse every time a thursday of the month falls on a 13th. I go to my local grocery store, buy lots of Mexican food, lots of jalapenos, chipotle sauce and eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Then i go to the toilet store and buy a toilet seat cover to reward myself (this is before i eat tho).

anyone can pm me for advice and help on this matter :flowerforyou:

Mr_Bad_Example

I have done many cleanses with varying degrees of success.

I've found that for floors, Swiffer mops cleanse the best. Clorox is good for bathtubs and sinks. A container of cleansing wipes is essential for keeping my house clean and neat, and easy to use too.

LeahFerri

Ooh, ooh, does vomiting four times until you can't do anything but dry heave, not eating for four days, having an appendectomy count, and having your urine turn green from anesthesia count? I definitely lost weight and kept it off!






But after that I went into a caloric deficit (started at 1200, found it unsustainable and went to 1400-1500), so I'm not sure it's entirely attributable to my impromptu cleanse... :-P

DamePiglet

In for poop.

MinMin97

^^^"who came forward"???

Who claimed that they lost weight using cleanses and kept it off.

It might be evidence that no one wanted to discuss it due to all the mockery?

PinkNinjaLaura

WHAT are you trying to cleanse?

I'm trying to cleanse MFP of the notion that there's any hope of success with cleanses.

Please yes. I wish you much success.

_SABOTEUR_

Here's my results from the MFP search (only goes back 50 pages, which equates to 10 months)


http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/945092-jillian-michael-s-detox-cleanse-drink?hl=detox&page=1#posts-14392074

deactivated

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/941848-detox-ideas-help?hl=detox#posts-14339854

Has lost 2lbs

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/938757-how-can-i-detox-my-body?hl=detox

Has lost 31 of 45lb goal. Signed up Jan 2011

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/937527-one-day-detox-cleanse?hl=detox#posts-14262041

Locked profile

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/928249-detox-have-you-tried-it?hl=detox

Deactivated

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/939055-fasting-cleanse-detox

Lost 7lbs since March. Hasn't posted in forums since April 2013.

edited to correct link.

_SABOTEUR_

Here's my results from the MFP search (only goes back 50 pages, which equates to 10 months)


http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/945092-jillian-michael-s-detox-cleanse-drink?hl=detox&page=1#posts-14392074

deactivated

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/941848-detox-ideas-help?hl=detox#posts-14339854

Has lost 2lbs

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/938757-how-can-i-detox-my-body?hl=detox

Has lost 31 of 45lb goal. Signed up Jan 2011

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/937527-one-day-detox-cleanse?hl=detox#posts-14262041

Locked profile

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/928249-detox-have-you-tried-it?hl=detox

Deactivated

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/939055-fasting-cleanse-detox

Lost 7lbs since March. Hasn't posted in forums since April 2013.

To clarify, these are the results from pages 49 and 50. I'm not going through all 50 pages.

ndj1979

^^^"who came forward"???

Who claimed that they lost weight using cleanses and kept it off.

It might be evidence that no one wanted to discuss it due to all the mockery?

a more likely answer is that the long term success rate is close to zero..