Insult me.

molonlabe762

Im not the one with the waxed chest taking selfies

walleyclan1

Your towel is too big

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Im not the one with the waxed chest taking selfies

Exactly. Good luck looking as ripped as he does.

gmthisfeller

Don't be so humble, you're not that great.

joe_madre

You don't even look remotely mad.

gmthisfeller

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Sinisterly

The cornrows in your armpit aren't attractive.

shutyourpieholeandsquat

You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you

gmthisfeller

The trouble with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

MSeel1984

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left.

msnucerity

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

shutyourpieholeandsquat

The trouble with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

gmthisfeller

At first I thought you were walking a dog. Then I realized it was your date.

branflakes1980

Totally lame that your profile picture is a cartoon. Suppose that is a direct reflection on your personality!

gmthisfeller

You not only kept your lovely figure, you've added so much to it.

shutyourpieholeandsquat

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

you silly English kkkkkk -nigits!

joe_madre

Uhh, where's the clea age?

sassypants0923

You have the longest nose hair in the WORLD!

joe_madre

Those aren't nose hairs. I was sniffing your underwear.

miss_jessiejane

You're pants aren't sassy! They aren't even visible!