Dang! I missed getting adopted!

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So I'm new-ish to MFP (I've been here a couple of weeks) and would love to find someone experienced in all things fitnessy and/or badassery.

I would make a great protégé because:

1. I am totally committed to living a healthier lifestyle, in a my-weight-made-me-sicker-than-anyone-under-30-should-even-have-to-think-about kind of way.

2. I'm too invested in this to quit or to fall into the next trendy eat-all-you-want-and-then-drink-spicy-lemonade-for-five-days type diet.

3. I will sing your praises from the rooftops of all the nearest buildings (or at least the nearest forums).

4. I'm kind of an *kitten*, which keeps life exciting.

If you would be willing to be my new master, mistress, or mentor, please send me a message. I await your command... :huh:

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  • ShoddyGorgon
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    I would also like to throw my name into the hat, if there is anyone still taking on adoptees.
  • Wilhellmina
    Wilhellmina Posts: 757 Member
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    Hmzzz I like the mistress part :smile: Can I use a whip as well? :bigsmile: