Available for Immediate Adoption

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  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
    You're a genius JP, truly.

    I don't do dishes though

    I don't do laundry...think we can get taken as a package deal?

    We'll have to find that rare adoptee that can handle a duo. But look at us! We're ADORABLE


    We ARE! I have really good puppy dog eyes when necessary. Maybe if we break those out and add in a "pity peas?"?? Or we could just offer up sexual favors. Whatever works best for us...I'm just brainstorming here. :bigsmile:

    And do the pouty lip?! IN UNISON?! We may end the internets with this..... Hmmm, that seems like so much EFFORT, but then again, rewards...hmmm decisions, decisions :bigsmile:
  • airdale8263
    airdale8263 Posts: 2,153 Member
    You're a genius JP, truly.

    I don't do dishes though

    I don't do laundry...think we can get taken as a package deal?


    Package deal it is......I can do the laundry, dishes, heck I'll even do the windows:bigsmile:
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    You're a genius JP, truly.

    I don't do dishes though

    I don't do laundry...think we can get taken as a package deal?

    We'll have to find that rare adoptee that can handle a duo. But look at us! We're ADORABLE


    We ARE! I have really good puppy dog eyes when necessary. Maybe if we break those out and add in a "pity peas?"?? Or we could just offer up sexual favors. Whatever works best for us...I'm just brainstorming here. :bigsmile:

    And do the pouty lip?! IN UNISON?! We may end the internets with this..... Hmmm, that seems like so much EFFORT, but then again, rewards...hmmm decisions, decisions :bigsmile:

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    Will this work? :bigsmile:
  • airdale8263
    airdale8263 Posts: 2,153 Member
    You're a genius JP, truly.

    I don't do dishes though

    I don't do laundry...think we can get taken as a package deal?

    We'll have to find that rare adoptee that can handle a duo. But look at us! We're ADORABLE


    We ARE! I have really good puppy dog eyes when necessary. Maybe if we break those out and add in a "pity peas?"?? Or we could just offer up sexual favors. Whatever works best for us...I'm just brainstorming here. :bigsmile:

    And do the pouty lip?! IN UNISON?! We may end the internets with this..... Hmmm, that seems like so much EFFORT, but then again, rewards...hmmm decisions, decisions :bigsmile:

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    Will this work? :bigsmile:

    Yes!!
  • PSULions2008
    PSULions2008 Posts: 97 Member
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    Will this work? :bigsmile:

    Lol...selfies at work huh? I work from home so this could get real interesting...
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Will this work? :bigsmile:

    I ain't adoptin' nobody, and I ain't interested in gettin' adopted, I just came in here for that face.

    i-just-wanted-to-say-i-think-youre-cute-and-i-like-you_1174.gif
  • airdale8263
    airdale8263 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Geez what else do I have to do....I can cook, clean dishes , do laundry, iron , vaccum, dust, and do windows .....damm I sound like ad for Cleaning Maid.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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    Will this work? :bigsmile:

    I ain't adoptin' nobody, and I ain't interested in gettin' adopted, I just came in here for that face.

    i-just-wanted-to-say-i-think-youre-cute-and-i-like-you_1174.gif

    She LIKES me! She really, really LIKES me! :blushing:
  • cmira5ol
    cmira5ol Posts: 1,246 Member
    I'm a sucker for hotties..................so I'm in
  • PSULions2008
    PSULions2008 Posts: 97 Member
    Oral skills are a must as well.

    Gotta be able to hold a proper conversation.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I can handle two hotties.
    I am also available to be leashed out (pun intended)
    I cook, clean, dance, KEEP THE TOILET SEAT DOWN, hold open doors, massage, photograph, compliment and can reach things that are really, really high in the cupboards

    You had me at "keep the toilet seat down" I'm pretty sure I also read that you like to shop for clothing for women to try on. Who wouldn't love that! :love:
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
    You're a genius JP, truly.

    I don't do dishes though

    I don't do laundry...think we can get taken as a package deal?

    We'll have to find that rare adoptee that can handle a duo. But look at us! We're ADORABLE


    We ARE! I have really good puppy dog eyes when necessary. Maybe if we break those out and add in a "pity peas?"?? Or we could just offer up sexual favors. Whatever works best for us...I'm just brainstorming here. :bigsmile:

    And do the pouty lip?! IN UNISON?! We may end the internets with this..... Hmmm, that seems like so much EFFORT, but then again, rewards...hmmm decisions, decisions :bigsmile:

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    Will this work? :bigsmile:

    Perfect! NOW WHY AREN'T WE ADOPTED YET?!!!!
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    You're a genius JP, truly.

    I don't do dishes though

    I don't do laundry...think we can get taken as a package deal?

    We'll have to find that rare adoptee that can handle a duo. But look at us! We're ADORABLE


    We ARE! I have really good puppy dog eyes when necessary. Maybe if we break those out and add in a "pity peas?"?? Or we could just offer up sexual favors. Whatever works best for us...I'm just brainstorming here. :bigsmile:

    And do the pouty lip?! IN UNISON?! We may end the internets with this..... Hmmm, that seems like so much EFFORT, but then again, rewards...hmmm decisions, decisions :bigsmile:

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    Will this work? :bigsmile:

    Perfect! NOW WHY AREN'T WE ADOPTED YET?!!!!

    Seriously!!! Still waiting, people!
  • Beastmaster50
    Beastmaster50 Posts: 505 Member
    I'm not a hottie but my Visa has no spending limit ;)
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    Geez what else do I have to do....I can cook, clean dishes , do laundry, iron , vaccum, dust, and do windows .....damm I sound like ad for Cleaning Maid.

    Would you be willing to wash my car? We may have a deal...
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    I'll adopt only if you believe in the theory of inbreeding for positive moral reinforcement
  • b3st
    b3st Posts: 1,350 Member
    You're a genius JP, truly.

    I don't do dishes though

    I don't do laundry...think we can get taken as a package deal?

    We'll have to find that rare adoptee that can handle a duo. But look at us! We're ADORABLE


    We ARE! I have really good puppy dog eyes when necessary. Maybe if we break those out and add in a "pity peas?"?? Or we could just offer up sexual favors. Whatever works best for us...I'm just brainstorming here. :bigsmile:

    And do the pouty lip?! IN UNISON?! We may end the internets with this..... Hmmm, that seems like so much EFFORT, but then again, rewards...hmmm decisions, decisions :bigsmile:

    <
    Will this work? :bigsmile:

    Perfect! NOW WHY AREN'T WE ADOPTED YET?!!!!

    Seriously!!! Still waiting, people!

    I'm not hot so I'm screwed..
  • THECaptainObvious
    THECaptainObvious Posts: 399 Member
    Oral skills are a must as well.

    Gotta be able to hold a proper conversation.

    Count me in lol
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member

    Perfect! NOW WHY AREN'T WE ADOPTED YET?!!!!

    :flowerforyou:
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member

    Perfect! NOW WHY AREN'T WE ADOPTED YET?!!!!

    :flowerforyou:

    You're mine. You can't adopt others without my consent...now put your chaps and cowboy hat back on before I get the hose.
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member

    Perfect! NOW WHY AREN'T WE ADOPTED YET?!!!!

    :flowerforyou:

    You're mine. You can't adopt others without my consent...now put your chaps and cowboy hat back on before I get the hose.

    :embarassed::noway:
  • kiwigal41
    kiwigal41 Posts: 1,059 Member
    count me in.....free to a good home!!!!....lol
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member

    Perfect! NOW WHY AREN'T WE ADOPTED YET?!!!!

    :flowerforyou:

    How YOU doin.... :bigsmile:
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member

    Perfect! NOW WHY AREN'T WE ADOPTED YET?!!!!

    :flowerforyou:

    How YOU doin.... :bigsmile:

    I approve this adoption. :drool:
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Maybe we should hold an auction??
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member

    Perfect! NOW WHY AREN'T WE ADOPTED YET?!!!!

    :flowerforyou:

    How YOU doin.... :bigsmile:

    wonderful, how YOU doin! :love: :drinker:
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member

    Perfect! NOW WHY AREN'T WE ADOPTED YET?!!!!

    :flowerforyou:

    How YOU doin.... :bigsmile:

    I approve this adoption. :drool:

    :drinker:
  • 1113cw
    1113cw Posts: 830 Member
    Where do I sign up?
    :love:
  • alexforwloss
    alexforwloss Posts: 84 Member
    Count me in. So innnnn. :drinker:
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    I am putting my resume together now to send out.

    Also accepting applications for adoption.
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