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    IF I WERE A SCIENTIST

    Posts: 250 Member
    edited February 10 in Food and Nutrition
    Ok, we all have our weaknesses... So I had this strange thought last night while trying to go to sleep... I thought it would be fun to see what you all would make if you were a scientist. Something that would help you as an individual. No pill that would just eat fat either ;) or suppress your appetite. Lets get creative... :happy:

    If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.

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    • Posts: 8,701 Member
      Ummmm.....It sounds like you want a pill to have diabetes.
    • Posts: 69 Member
      Teleporter. Totally.
    • Posts: 524 Member
      Teleporter. Totally.

      I second that!
    • Posts: 15,357 Member
      Teleporter. Totally.
      I am a scientist, and I don't think it means what you think it means.

      However, if I were in magic land, I'd completely make a teleporter too.
    • Posts: 29,136 Member

      If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.

      Next...

      why?
    • Posts: 13,274 Member
      Ok, we all have our weaknesses... So I had this strange thought last night while trying to go to sleep... I thought it would be fun to see what you all would make if you were a scientist. Something that would help you as an individual. No pill that would just eat fat either ;) or suppress your appetite. Lets get creative... :happy:

      If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.

      Next...

      That sounds horrible! Why would you do this to yourself? Just add a TBSP of bleach to your water if you want to get violently ill.
    • Posts: 13,274 Member
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      I am a scientist, and I don't think it means what you think it means.

      However, if I were in magic land, I'd completely make a teleporter too.

      Fun-sucker
    • Posts: 150 Member
      I would create foods that look, taste, smell like all of the yummy things that most overweight people seem to crave, but have the nutritional and calorific value of nil. Of course I would make these foods ultra expensive so that people didn't live on these foods (and of course make my millions) but I would bet many people would at least want to try it :)

      Or I would create a motivation pill. Upon taking said pill, all you want to do is go to the gm and work out and eat right! :P
    • Posts: 250 Member
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      That sounds horrible! Why would you do this to yourself? Just add a TBSP of bleach to your water if you want to get violently ill.

      I think you got it wrong, my weakness is sweets... And I find myself very successful staying under 27 grams of sugar a day. I am saying It would stop me from binging on sweets... lol
    • Posts: 747 Member
      A computer system into which I could download my brain, ala Max Headroom. That or a teleporter.
    • Posts: 1,367 Member
      Teleporter. Totally.

      Star Trek style holodeck.

      I won't need to GO anywhere... Ever again...
    • Posts: 1,367 Member
      A computer system into which I could download my brain, ala Max Headroom. That or a teleporter.

      That's pretty good too - or a brain/head support jar...
    • Posts: 12,589 Member
      Ok, we all have our weaknesses... So I had this strange thought last night while trying to go to sleep... I thought it would be fun to see what you all would make if you were a scientist. Something that would help you as an individual. No pill that would just eat fat either ;) or suppress your appetite. Lets get creative... :happy:

      If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.

      Next...

      A pill to treat eating disorders and food phobias. Perhaps a zero calorie sweetener. That's been done? Oh barnacles.
    • Posts: 8,646 Member
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      A pill to treat eating disorders and food phobias. Perhaps a zero calorie sweetener. That's been done? Oh barnacles.

      create one without chemicals though...
    • Posts: 10,161 Member
      If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.

      Next...

      In that vein, I'd make a device that shocks the crap outta me every time I smile.
    • Posts: 6,666 Member
      Sonic Screwdriver

      would be a close second to my

      TARDIS



      ...just sayin'.
    • Posts: 433 Member
      Accelerated healing nanobots.

      I just want to recover like an 18 year old well into my 60s.
    • Posts: 2,401 Member
      I had 27g of sugar by like 9am this morning... ****. that's an awful long time for me to be sick.
    • Posts: 1,404 Member
      Accelerated healing nanobots.

      I just want to recover like an 18 year old well into my 60s.

      You win prize for best idea on the board. The prize is...a post on a message board from someone you don't know! Hurray!!!!!!!
    • Posts: 747 Member
      That's pretty good too - or a brain/head support jar...

      Ohhh! Head in a jar - forgot about that!
    • Posts: 10,161 Member
      Sonic Screwdriver

      would be a close second to my

      TARDIS



      ...just sayin'.

      Big fan of Star Trek, huh? Me too.
    • Posts: 6,129 Member
      fembots

      austin.jpg
    • Posts: 15,357 Member
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      In that vein, I'd make a device that shocks the crap outta me every time I smile.
      Well, they already have that patch you can have sewn onto your tongue to make it painful to eat food. Great diet aid! :noway:
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      LOL did you just say, "no pill..." and then say a pill?

      laughing_gif.gif

      it's like laughing in a circle. but...pill.
    • Posts: 986 Member
      Ummmm.....It sounds like you want a pill to have diabetes.

      ^^^^ this
    • Posts: 7,166 Member
      I am also a scientist. I don't invent anything. Sorry to disappoint.
    • Posts: 1,074 Member
      fembots

      austin.jpg

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      I would create foods that look, taste, smell like all of the yummy things that most overweight people seem to crave, but have the nutritional and calorific value of nil. Of course I would make these foods ultra expensive so that people didn't live on these foods (and of course make my millions) but I would bet many people would at least want to try it :)


      Do you even....rumpelstiltskin. All these ideas should be posted with whatever the side effects/consequences/"price" will be for the magic. IN the case of the above the price was oily anal discharge and it was an evil potato chip made with strange oils that had no cals.
    • Posts: 27,732 Member
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      Do you even....rumpelstiltskin. All these ideas should be posted with whatever the side effects/consequences/"price" will be for the magic. IN the case of the above the price was oily anal discharge and it was an evil potato chip made with strange oils that had no cals.

      This is the same reason I won't be wishing on any magic lamps.
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
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      I think you got it wrong, my weakness is sweets... And I find myself very successful staying under 27 grams of sugar a day. I am saying It would stop me from binging on sweets... lol

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