IF I WERE A SCIENTIST
MizzTweezy
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Ok, we all have our weaknesses... So I had this strange thought last night while trying to go to sleep... I thought it would be fun to see what you all would make if you were a scientist. Something that would help you as an individual. No pill that would just eat fat either 
or suppress your appetite. Lets get creative... :happy:
If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.
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or suppress your appetite. Lets get creative... :happy:If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.
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Ummmm.....It sounds like you want a pill to have diabetes.0
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Teleporter. Totally.0
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Teleporter. Totally.
I second that!0 -
I am a scientist, and I don't think it means what you think it means.Teleporter. Totally.
However, if I were in magic land, I'd completely make a teleporter too.0 -
If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.
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why?0 -
Ok, we all have our weaknesses... So I had this strange thought last night while trying to go to sleep... I thought it would be fun to see what you all would make if you were a scientist. Something that would help you as an individual. No pill that would just eat fat either or suppress your appetite. Lets get creative... :happy:
If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.
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That sounds horrible! Why would you do this to yourself? Just add a TBSP of bleach to your water if you want to get violently ill.0 -
I am a scientist, and I don't think it means what you think it means.Teleporter. Totally.
However, if I were in magic land, I'd completely make a teleporter too.
Fun-sucker0 -
I would create foods that look, taste, smell like all of the yummy things that most overweight people seem to crave, but have the nutritional and calorific value of nil. Of course I would make these foods ultra expensive so that people didn't live on these foods (and of course make my millions) but I would bet many people would at least want to try it
Or I would create a motivation pill. Upon taking said pill, all you want to do is go to the gm and work out and eat right! :P0 -
Ok, we all have our weaknesses... So I had this strange thought last night while trying to go to sleep... I thought it would be fun to see what you all would make if you were a scientist. Something that would help you as an individual. No pill that would just eat fat either or suppress your appetite. Lets get creative... :happy:
If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.
Next...
That sounds horrible! Why would you do this to yourself? Just add a TBSP of bleach to your water if you want to get violently ill.
I think you got it wrong, my weakness is sweets... And I find myself very successful staying under 27 grams of sugar a day. I am saying It would stop me from binging on sweets... lol0 -
A computer system into which I could download my brain, ala Max Headroom. That or a teleporter.0
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Teleporter. Totally.
Star Trek style holodeck.
I won't need to GO anywhere... Ever again...0 -
A computer system into which I could download my brain, ala Max Headroom. That or a teleporter.
That's pretty good too - or a brain/head support jar...0 -
Ok, we all have our weaknesses... So I had this strange thought last night while trying to go to sleep... I thought it would be fun to see what you all would make if you were a scientist. Something that would help you as an individual. No pill that would just eat fat either or suppress your appetite. Lets get creative... :happy:
If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.
Next...
A pill to treat eating disorders and food phobias. Perhaps a zero calorie sweetener. That's been done? Oh barnacles.0 -
Ok, we all have our weaknesses... So I had this strange thought last night while trying to go to sleep... I thought it would be fun to see what you all would make if you were a scientist. Something that would help you as an individual. No pill that would just eat fat either or suppress your appetite. Lets get creative... :happy:
If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.
Next...
A pill to treat eating disorders and food phobias. Perhaps a zero calorie sweetener. That's been done? Oh barnacles.
create one without chemicals though...0 -
If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.
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In that vein, I'd make a device that shocks the crap outta me every time I smile.0 -
Sonic Screwdriver
would be a close second to my
TARDIS
...just sayin'.0 -
Accelerated healing nanobots.
I just want to recover like an 18 year old well into my 60s.0 -
I had 27g of sugar by like 9am this morning... ****. that's an awful long time for me to be sick.0
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Accelerated healing nanobots.
I just want to recover like an 18 year old well into my 60s.
You win prize for best idea on the board. The prize is...a post on a message board from someone you don't know! Hurray!!!!!!!0 -
That's pretty good too - or a brain/head support jar...
Ohhh! Head in a jar - forgot about that!0 -
Sonic Screwdriver
would be a close second to my
TARDIS
...just sayin'.
Big fan of Star Trek, huh? Me too.0 -
fembots
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Well, they already have that patch you can have sewn onto your tongue to make it painful to eat food. Great diet aid! :noway:If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.
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In that vein, I'd make a device that shocks the crap outta me every time I smile.0 -
LOL did you just say, "no pill..." and then say a pill?
it's like laughing in a circle. but...pill.0 -
Ummmm.....It sounds like you want a pill to have diabetes.
^^^^ this0 -
I am also a scientist. I don't invent anything. Sorry to disappoint.0
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fembots
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I would create foods that look, taste, smell like all of the yummy things that most overweight people seem to crave, but have the nutritional and calorific value of nil. Of course I would make these foods ultra expensive so that people didn't live on these foods (and of course make my millions) but I would bet many people would at least want to try it
Do you even....rumpelstiltskin. All these ideas should be posted with whatever the side effects/consequences/"price" will be for the magic. IN the case of the above the price was oily anal discharge and it was an evil potato chip made with strange oils that had no cals.0 -
I would create foods that look, taste, smell like all of the yummy things that most overweight people seem to crave, but have the nutritional and calorific value of nil. Of course I would make these foods ultra expensive so that people didn't live on these foods (and of course make my millions) but I would bet many people would at least want to try it
Do you even....rumpelstiltskin. All these ideas should be posted with whatever the side effects/consequences/"price" will be for the magic. IN the case of the above the price was oily anal discharge and it was an evil potato chip made with strange oils that had no cals.
This is the same reason I won't be wishing on any magic lamps.0 -
Ok, we all have our weaknesses... So I had this strange thought last night while trying to go to sleep... I thought it would be fun to see what you all would make if you were a scientist. Something that would help you as an individual. No pill that would just eat fat either or suppress your appetite. Lets get creative... :happy:
If I were a scientist, I would create a pill that after consuming 27 grams of sugar in a 24 hr period I would get violently ill. Kind of like the drug they make for people who suffer from alcoholism.
Next...
That sounds horrible! Why would you do this to yourself? Just add a TBSP of bleach to your water if you want to get violently ill.
I think you got it wrong, my weakness is sweets... And I find myself very successful staying under 27 grams of sugar a day. I am saying It would stop me from binging on sweets... lol
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