I will adopt you

arathena720
arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
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If you're looking for someone to adopt you than STOP THE PRESSES HERE I AM!
Now I might not be much in the way of looks, personality, health, smell, income, or personal hygiene, but I got my own trailer equipped with electric AND internet. Sure, at times my neighbor notices I've plugged my trailer into his and shuts me down, but rest assured I got 500 feet of extension cord and PLENTY of neighbors. I'll be there for you sweetie, just like I was for my man before they hauled him off to clown college. Now, I do have to mention that the trailer is actually his, but even with good behavior he won't be back to kick me out for 7-10 years. We can "take this journey of change" together! I can "give you all the support" you want! I'm so full of support it drips out of all my bodily orifices onto the floor, then the dogs lick it up and hold a prayer meeting. And don't let the fact that I occasionally get kicked off of MFP for posting pornographic images of squirrels scare you, I'll be back under a new alias in a day or two, as long as the NSA stays off back. And all all this could be yours for the measly price of a friend request! So don't wait, act now before my neighbor changes his internet password again!

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  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
    Shameless bump, I'm all about me.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Only if you have a minivan. I like to ride shotgun.
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    Will there be bacon? Or Nutella?
  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
    Only if you have a minivan. I like to ride shotgun.

    No, but I got an 84 Shwinn and you can ride the handlebars.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Only if you have a minivan. I like to ride shotgun.

    No, but I got an 84 Shwinn and you can ride the handlebars.
    Deal!!!
  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
    Will there be bacon? Or Nutella?
    Shoot, what am I, made of money? I got some two day old bread and Shasta.
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    Will there be bacon? Or Nutella?
    Shoot, what am I, made of money? I got some two day old bread and Shasta.

    Meh, I'm out. I'll adopt myself!
  • GiGiBeans
    GiGiBeans Posts: 1,062 Member
    Will there be bacon? Or Nutella?
    Shoot, what am I, made of money? I got some two day old bread and Shasta.

    Meh, I'm out. I'll adopt myself!

    I'd adopt you but I think I'm your bacon fetching pet already so not sure that could work.
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
    I live in an apartment. You can "borrow" all the electric you need from the neighbor and neither of us have to pay for it as long as I can "borrow" your internet connection.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    But, do you have candy?
  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
    I live in an apartment. You can "borrow" all the electric you need from the neighbor and neither of us have to pay for it as long as I can "borrow" your internet connection.
    As long as we keep the place stocked with ho-hos, I'm in!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    But, do you have candy?
    This question is legit.
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
    I live in an apartment. You can "borrow" all the electric you need from the neighbor and neither of us have to pay for it as long as I can "borrow" your internet connection.
    As long as we keep the place stocked with ho-hos, I'm in!

    I'm ok with that. You would have to fight over them with my 2 kids though...
  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
    But, do you have candy?
    Oh heck yeah, I got some tic tacs around here somewhere. Just wait til it gets really cold, I'll smuggle them to you in my bra.
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    Will there be bacon? Or Nutella?
    Shoot, what am I, made of money? I got some two day old bread and Shasta.

    Meh, I'm out. I'll adopt myself!

    I'd adopt you but I think I'm your bacon fetching pet already so not sure that could work.

    YESYESYESYESYES!

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