Halp!! My Poop Won't Flush!

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AZ_Gato
AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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Poop rant: WTF!!! Seriously puzzled by this strange phenomenon...I flush and I flush and the poop won't go. The turd nuggets are squatting in my toilet! Anyone have that issue? Serious issue for me, I have to flush about seven times and even then it lingers....who wants to open toilet lid and see puffy day old poop? I don't.

Am I eating too much bacon?
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  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
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    :laugh:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Juice cleanse. STAT!
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    True Story.

    My dad had to put in an industrial strength toilet that vibrates their house because of all plumbing issues he had with me and my two brothers. Especially my older brother who had anaconda poop.
  • Kayden1986
    Kayden1986 Posts: 189 Member
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    Warm water and washing up liquid my friend. XD
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
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    :laugh: omg-
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
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    Coat hanger. Nuff said
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
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    Xenical, my friend. Xenical.
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
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    True Story.

    My dad had to put in an industrial strength toilet that vibrates their house because of all plumbing issues he had with me and my two brothers. Especially my older brother who had anaconda poop.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Kayden1986
    Kayden1986 Posts: 189 Member
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    Coat hanger. Nuff said

    its just the aftermath of dealing with what's left on the coat hanger that gets me XD
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    Xenical, my friend. Xenical.

    COCKBIZCUITS???!!!!

    Bahahahaha
  • littleburgy
    littleburgy Posts: 570 Member
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    Dying...lol

    Stool softeners and fiber?
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
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    I know of a voodoo cleanse. All you need is a live chicken and a rope.
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
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    Holy hell, This just made my day!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    And because you made my day this is for you AZ :flowerforyou:
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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    Dishwashig soap, an empty green can of keebler crackers filled with hot water, and a wire hanger is all you'll need to flush away that corn caca.

    Or I can join forces with Sovi and conjure the spirits. My Wela taught me how.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    Holy hell, This just made my day!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    And because you made my day this is for you AZ :flowerforyou:

    Dame gracias mas tarde mamita. ; )
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
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    Couldn't do it. LOL!:smooched:
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
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    You seem to have lots of bathroom related issues, hon.
  • sm1zzle
    sm1zzle Posts: 920 Member
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    get a 2x4
  • kamalelwa
    kamalelwa Posts: 44 Member
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    thanks for making me laugh today--I seriously needed it!!!!!haahahahahahahahaahhha
    :laugh:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Coat hanger. Nuff said

    I was gonna say plastic knife, but that works!
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