New weight loss miracle: Eat my Poo!

QueenBishOTUniverse

Ok, so this is a spinoff from another forum post where emerging science on gut flora was discussed, but it got me thinking....

This could really be the next great weight loss fad! I mean it has real science to back it up and everything!

So here's my sales pitch, I have highly inefficient gut flora (just take my word for it, I'm a scientist). If you also want to have highly inefficient gut flora, I will sell you a sample of my gut flora for the low introductory price of $19.99! Eat whatever you want! My inefficient gut flora will just pass it right through your digestive system!

So what do you think of my business model? I project future millionaire status :glasses:

celtbell3

If someone is desperate - maybe - yuck!

meshashesha2012

would be good on caulifower pizza or spaghetti squash i bet .

Madame_Goldbricker

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442891/Poop-pills-feces-healthy-people-guts-patients-infections.html

Missed the boat! It's already out there.

I already have inefficient guts.. I'm waiting for my healthy relatives to line up to "donate their healthy faecal matter for donor transplant" :sick:

Sinisterly

-GACK-
Urrrhhhh...

QueenBishOTUniverse

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2442891/Poop-pills-feces-healthy-people-guts-patients-infections.html

Missed the boat! It's already out there.

I already have inefficient guts.. I'm waiting for my healthy relatives to line up to "donate their healthy faecal matter for donor transplant" :sick:

Dammit, back to being a poor science teacher!

QueenBishOTUniverse

Very true, I will need to investigate hiring a top notch marketing team.....