Yoga Pants are Irresponsible
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MoreBean13
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There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
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Walk around in undies. Problem solved.0
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Hell No, Girl. I love Yoga Pants, espeically Lulamons, just about as much as I love Friday
In fact, I may try to have you deported if you keep up this crazy talk...0 -
But I love yoga pants....they are comfy and make my butt look amazing....win win!!!1
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Yoga pants are amazing depending on who is wearing them0
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Your yoga pants sabotaged you. In fact Lulu Lemon sabotaged you for making them. I'd sue.0
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Yoga pants are amazing depending on who is wearing them
They're dangerous. The government needs to step in.0 -
If you're giving up yoga pants, can I has your old ones?
Bc I'm 'bulking' :laugh:0 -
In...
...oh so very in for this.
(Friends who followed me into this thread from my wall...I strongly suggest that you get in on this as well. You're welcome.)0 -
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I only discovered yoga pants after I lost weight. Now nothing comes between us. :devil:0 -
I'm a complete hypocrite. I love yoga pants but don't practice yoga. I figure people out there wear running shoes...0
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Yoga pants keep me in check. If I ever stop feeling sexy in them, it is then time to step up my exercise game.0
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I'm a complete hypocrite. I love yoga pants but don't practice yoga. I figure people out there wear running shoes...
Me too...never done yoga in my life but I'll rock the pants0 -
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Are yoga pants the new sweat pants?!0 -
In for abolishing pants.0
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Walk around in undies. Problem solved.
This.
Absolutely this.0 -
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Are yoga pants the new sweat pants?!
They're far worse than sweat pants. Nobody thinks they look cute while their butt is expanding exponentially in sweatpants.0 -
My yoga pants caused a car accident once.0
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Are yoga pants the new sweat pants?!
Yes. Well, at least I use them as such. I own an obscene amount.0 -
They're dangerous. The government needs to step in.0
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Are yoga pants the new sweat pants?!
They're far worse than sweat pants. Nobody thinks they look cute while their butt is expanding exponentially in sweatpants.
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