Yoga Pants are Irresponsible

MoreBean13
MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
in Chit-Chat
There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!

In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Walk around in undies. Problem solved.
  • Tigerman999
    Tigerman999 Posts: 288
    Hell No, Girl. I love Yoga Pants, espeically Lulamons, just about as much as I love Friday

    In fact, I may try to have you deported if you keep up this crazy talk...
  • 2bePhantasticallyfit
    2bePhantasticallyfit Posts: 491 Member
    But I love yoga pants....they are comfy and make my butt look amazing....win win!!!
  • WuTanquerayClan
    WuTanquerayClan Posts: 132
    Yoga pants are amazing depending on who is wearing them
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Your yoga pants sabotaged you. In fact Lulu Lemon sabotaged you for making them. I'd sue.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Yoga pants are amazing depending on who is wearing them

    They're dangerous. The government needs to step in.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    If you're giving up yoga pants, can I has your old ones?

    Bc I'm 'bulking' :laugh:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    In...


    ...oh so very in for this.


    (Friends who followed me into this thread from my wall...I strongly suggest that you get in on this as well. You're welcome.)
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    In.

    I only discovered yoga pants after I lost weight. Now nothing comes between us. :devil:
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    I'm a complete hypocrite. I love yoga pants but don't practice yoga. I figure people out there wear running shoes...
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Yoga pants keep me in check. If I ever stop feeling sexy in them, it is then time to step up my exercise game.
  • 2bePhantasticallyfit
    2bePhantasticallyfit Posts: 491 Member
    I'm a complete hypocrite. I love yoga pants but don't practice yoga. I figure people out there wear running shoes...


    Me too...never done yoga in my life but I'll rock the pants
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    In.

    Are yoga pants the new sweat pants?!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    In for abolishing pants.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Walk around in undies. Problem solved.

    This.

    Absolutely this.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    In.

    Are yoga pants the new sweat pants?!

    They're far worse than sweat pants. Nobody thinks they look cute while their butt is expanding exponentially in sweatpants.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    My yoga pants caused a car accident once.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    In.

    Are yoga pants the new sweat pants?!

    Yes. Well, at least I use them as such. I own an obscene amount.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    They're dangerous. The government needs to step in.

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  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    In.

    Are yoga pants the new sweat pants?!

    They're far worse than sweat pants. Nobody thinks they look cute while their butt is expanding exponentially in sweatpants.

    QFT.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    My yoga pants caused a car accident once.

    Pretty sure that was actually your bum.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
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    I'm going to spend so much time looking at this gif. CURSE YOU, YOGA PANTS!
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
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    I'm going to spend so much time looking at this gif. CURSE YOU, YOGA PANTS!

    What was that? Oh, time...yoga pants.

    Yes.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Me love some yoga pants
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    I'm going to spend so much time looking at this gif. CURSE YOU, YOGA PANTS!

    That makes two of us.
  • disneygallagirl
    disneygallagirl Posts: 515 Member
    I'm a complete hypocrite. I love yoga pants but don't practice yoga. I figure people out there wear running shoes...

    QFT
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    Please refrain from posting salacious images in this thread. This is serious. People all around the country are getting obese in their size medium pants, and the health of our children is at risk.
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
    NO :angry: :angry:

    I :heart: my yoga pants. They make my *kitten* look great
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    I'm going to spend so much time looking at this gif. CURSE YOU, YOGA PANTS!

    That makes two of us.

    Wait, somebody said something?

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