Argument with husband: bee-itches and slores

QueenBishOTUniverse

My husband and I have a very loving relationship complete with pet names. He calls me a female dog and I call him a slore. We then debate endlessly on who's pet name is the most endearing. In the interest of science I will not post my own arguments for why my pet name for him is the best.

So people of MFP, which would you rather be called? A female dog or a male slore? Post your opinions and any relevant supporting evidence below:

Dino_bacon2112

I like "trollop" tbh.

davepearson86

Is this real life?

Tigerman999

I'm guessing fake..

TheSlorax

I do not approve of the use of my word in this thread. you have lost your right to say "slore". that is all.

tehboxingkitteh

I'm confused. Does the bee itch?

Christina_722

I think all beeitches be slores anyway so they are equal!

QueenBishOTUniverse

I'm guessing fake..

Sarcastic, but 100% true. I also call him babe on occasion....

QueenBishOTUniverse

I do not approve of the use of my word in this thread. you have lost your right to say "slore". that is all.

slore slore slore

DamePiglet

I call my husband "baby pie" because he hates it.

Here is a picture that somewhat illustrates it.

_SABOTEUR_

I personally don't think bee honey and coleslaw go together.

JBU.

QueenBishOTUniverse

I'm confused. Does the bee itch?

Only if my husband eats honey, he's allergic.

djeffreys10

Is this real life?

Alatariel75

I call my husband bumface. Have done for years. It's said with all affection.