A Master Cleanse I can live with...

chezjuan

I found this online. I could really get into this "cleanse":

2 ounces sage-and-rosemary-infused vodka
1 tablespoon plus 2 teaspoons Grade B maple syrup
2 tablespoons fresh-squeezed lemon juice
1/10 teaspoon cayenne pepper

First, infuse the vodka: Bruise three big sprigs of fresh rosemary and five or six fresh sage leaves by rolling them between your fingers. Place them in a Mason jar, add 10-12 ounces of vodka, and allow to steep overnight.

Dip out 2 ounces vodka (don’t bring along any of the herbs) and place into an ice-filled shaker along with the maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne. Shake well and strain into a stemmed cocktail glass, or pour over one large piece of ice into a rocks glass.

Source: http://orlandoweekly.com/dining/with-vodka-instead-of-water-master-cleanse-lemonade-is-pretty-tasty-1.1613163

Sinisterly

What exactly are you trying to cleanse with this little mixture here, sir?

Derp_Diggler

What exactly are you trying to cleanse with this little mixture here, sir?

Pesky pesky brain cells

darkguardian419

Sounds like an interesting combination... just don't call it a cleanse, that's just... no.

_Waffle_

Dip out 2 ounces vodka (don’t bring along any of the herbs) and place into an ice-filled shaker along with the maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne. Shake well and strain into a stemmed cocktail glass, or pour over one large piece of ice into a rocks glass.

Repeat till you don't care that she left you and took the dog. #amirite

aquarabbit

What exactly are you trying to cleanse with this little mixture here, sir?

Pesky pesky brain cells

Lol. Sounds like a fun cleanse to me. I've done infused vodka with lemon peel and rosemary and it was really yummy. Maybe I'll try this "cleanse" the next time I need to clear my brain!

Ang108

I found this online. I could really get into this "cleanse":

2 ounces sage-and-rosemary-infused vodka
1 tablespoon plus 2 teaspoons Grade B maple syrup
2 tablespoons fresh-squeezed lemon juice
1/10 teaspoon cayenne pepper

First, infuse the vodka: Bruise three big sprigs of fresh rosemary and five or six fresh sage leaves by rolling them between your fingers. Place them in a Mason jar, add 10-12 ounces of vodka, and allow to steep overnight.

Dip out 2 ounces vodka (don’t bring along any of the herbs) and place into an ice-filled shaker along with the maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne. Shake well and strain into a stemmed cocktail glass, or pour over one large piece of ice into a rocks glass.

Source: http://orlandoweekly.com/dining/with-vodka-instead-of-water-master-cleanse-lemonade-is-pretty-tasty-1.1613163

The same mix without the vodka and two spoons of gin also makes a really good salad dressing.....:o).

ndj1979

in…for the vodka cleanse...

chezjuan

What exactly are you trying to cleanse with this little mixture here, sir?

Pesky pesky brain cells

This. Brain cells have mass, so the less of them I have, the less I weigh.

Also the contents of my stomach if I partake of too many glasses of the "cleanse."