how does superman shave?

_John_

?

Escloflowne

Who cares!? Superman is a sad example of a super hero, DC SUCKS!

CookNLift

Eye lasers into the mirror.

Better question....can regular scissors cut his hair? If not, how does he keep groomed?

stumblinthrulife

Eye lasers into the mirror.

Better question....can regular scissors cut his hair? If not, how does he keep groomed?

Same answer, surely? Perhaps with a couple more mirrors.

Which of course leads to the natural conclusion that Supes is a hairdresser.

_John_

Eye lasers into the mirror.

Better question....can regular scissors cut his hair? If not, how does he keep groomed?

which would lead to the question of can his eye lasers harm himself, and if so, why doesn't he use them more?

I would think he may go hancock on it and shave with his fingernails, but that defies logic as if everything was proportional, why can't I do that?

Escloflowne

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Eye lasers into the mirror.

Better question....can regular scissors cut his hair? If not, how does he keep groomed?

which would lead to the question of can his eye lasers harm himself, and if so, why doesn't he use them more?

I would think he may go hancock on it and shave with his fingernails, but that defies logic as if everything was proportional, why can't I do that?

I think you just disproved the Abrahamic god!

TheSlorax

Who cares!? Superman is a sad example of a super hero, DC SUCKS!

I both approve and endorse this statement.

_John_

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Who cares!? Superman is a sad example of a super hero, DC SUCKS!

I both approve and endorse this statement.

you guys are just mad that he made the hulk his (female dog)...

vtmoon

Guessing you guys are young and/or didn't read enough comic as young kids.

CookNLift

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Eye lasers into the mirror.

Better question....can regular scissors cut his hair? If not, how does he keep groomed?

which would lead to the question of can his eye lasers harm himself, and if so, why doesn't he use them more?

I would think he may go hancock on it and shave with his fingernails, but that defies logic as if everything was proportional, why can't I do that?

Not much CAN hurt superman....unless of course the mirror was made out of kryptonite reflective material....then it would probably harm him, may even get a nick. He probably developed super glaucoma which only allows him to use them occasionally.

Speaking of fingernails....what on earth could clip the toenails of superman. Jaws of life maybe?

Escloflowne

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Who cares!? Superman is a sad example of a super hero, DC SUCKS!

I both approve and endorse this statement.

you guys are just mad that he made the hulk his (female dog)...

pfft it's not hard to win a fight when you have no weaknesses!!! Don't say a space rock..it's so lame!

Wondergirll

Duh!!!! Also... he looks sexy with a mullet:

vtmoon

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Eye lasers into the mirror.

Better question....can regular scissors cut his hair? If not, how does he keep groomed?

which would lead to the question of can his eye lasers harm himself, and if so, why doesn't he use them more?

I would think he may go hancock on it and shave with his fingernails, but that defies logic as if everything was proportional, why can't I do that?

Not much CAN hurt superman....unless of course the mirror was made out of kryptonite reflective material....then it would probably harm him, may even get a nick. He probably developed super glaucoma which only allows him to use them occasionally.

Speaking of fingernails....what on earth could clip the toenails of superman. Jaws of life maybe?

He cut his hair using Kryptonite laced scissors, I would assume he used the same for his nails, don't remember it being mentioned in the comics. Or he could probably bite them off.

CookNLift

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Eye lasers into the mirror.

Better question....can regular scissors cut his hair? If not, how does he keep groomed?

which would lead to the question of can his eye lasers harm himself, and if so, why doesn't he use them more?

I would think he may go hancock on it and shave with his fingernails, but that defies logic as if everything was proportional, why can't I do that?

Not much CAN hurt superman....unless of course the mirror was made out of kryptonite reflective material....then it would probably harm him, may even get a nick. He probably developed super glaucoma which only allows him to use them occasionally.

Speaking of fingernails....what on earth could clip the toenails of superman. Jaws of life maybe?

He cut his hair using Kryptonite laced scissors, I would assume he used the same for his nails, don't remember it being mentioned in the comics. Or he could probably bite them off.

Biting them off would work....do you think he ever gets cavities? Probably has to ask another superhero to pull his teeth for him then.

I think kryptonite laced scissors may cause male pattern baldness though....never heard of a balding superman

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vtmoon

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Eye lasers into the mirror.

Better question....can regular scissors cut his hair? If not, how does he keep groomed?

which would lead to the question of can his eye lasers harm himself, and if so, why doesn't he use them more?

I would think he may go hancock on it and shave with his fingernails, but that defies logic as if everything was proportional, why can't I do that?

Not much CAN hurt superman....unless of course the mirror was made out of kryptonite reflective material....then it would probably harm him, may even get a nick. He probably developed super glaucoma which only allows him to use them occasionally.

Speaking of fingernails....what on earth could clip the toenails of superman. Jaws of life maybe?

He cut his hair using Kryptonite laced scissors, I would assume he used the same for his nails, don't remember it being mentioned in the comics. Or he could probably bite them off.

Biting them off would work....do you think he ever gets cavities? Probably has to ask another superhero to pull his teeth for him then.

I think kryptonite laced scissors may cause male pattern baldness though....never heard of a balding superman

I don't know about cavities because it would require the bacteria in his mouth to have survived all the way from Krypton and when some of it is lost during eating and regular mouth functions they can't simply be replaced because Earth bacteria can't eat his teeth.

Not sure how the scissors are causing the baldness.

General Zod is a superman exhibiting male pattern baldness.