Worst gift for a woman

logicman69
logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
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Ok.. so my wife has a knack of picking out really awful gifts for me. For Christmas this year she got me a hamburger press and a plastic cover that goes over your dish in the microwave to prevent splatter... ummmm... ok then. This is actually a trend with her for most gift giving holidays. So really it comes as no surprise, but this was a new low for her.

So I figured this year for Valentines Day, I would get her a gag gift. Something that would just make her stop dead in her tracks and be like "WTF"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (please note.. this will be a GAG gift. I will still get her a real gift to show my love and affection blah blah blah blah *insert Hallmark marketing campaign here*)

So ladies, what is the WORST gift you ever received on a holiday? Guys, what gift did you give that put you in the dog house for weeks? Post em up people. I need ideas!!!
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    "Used tampon tea"..
    You'll have to make this one yourself with dyes from your local grocery store.
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004YLFN3A
  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
    Proactive starter kit for mothers day. No. I don't have acne and never have. He thought it was a "fancy" facial care set. Oh...and he got it out of a vending machine at the mall.
  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
    IMO...I would go with a hot pink waterproof *kitten*. It's the gift that keeps on giving. :wink:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    IMO...I would go with a hot pink waterproof *kitten*. It's the gift that keeps on giving. :wink:
    Note, he did say "worst"..
    C'mon! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kateanne27
    kateanne27 Posts: 275 Member
    http://www.go-girl.com/
  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
    IMO...I would go with a hot pink waterproof *kitten*. It's the gift that keeps on giving. :wink:
    Note, he did say "worst"..
    C'mon! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    True. Sorry bad advice. I got confused with the best gift I ever gave myself. It could cause gagging though.
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
    IMO...I would go with a hot pink waterproof *kitten*. It's the gift that keeps on giving. :wink:
    Note, he did say "worst"..
    C'mon! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I was actually considering this.. She is a very shy individual. I think she would be mortified. lol Good one Jenni!
  • MissShancey1
    MissShancey1 Posts: 27 Member
    I got a leg wax kit and a lip gloss for christmas
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    IMO...I would go with a hot pink waterproof *kitten*. It's the gift that keeps on giving. :wink:
    Note, he did say "worst"..
    C'mon! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I was actually considering this.. She is a very shy individual. I think she would be mortified. lol Good one Jenni!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Cruel.
    Just add some "tampon tea" and you're good to go.
  • MorgueBabe
    MorgueBabe Posts: 1,188 Member
    http://www.go-girl.com/
    Go-Girls are amazing. I LOVE mine.
  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
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  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Small or below average tooth brush
  • wayback63
    wayback63 Posts: 210
    As a joke I sent a turkey baster to my wife's office on Valentines Day. Needless to say I was in pretty deep S@#t for a while. I still laugh about it. Her...not so much.
  • Andy_83
    Andy_83 Posts: 270
    Imagine a personalised calendar with photos of you and your ex would probably go down pretty badly.

    On a lighter note beer and a dvd of your football team's greatest ever victory, I'm sure seeing you happy would make her happy and therefore be a 'great' gift. :)
  • MyOwnSunshine
    MyOwnSunshine Posts: 1,312 Member
    An alarm clock.

    That's all I have to say about that.
  • dauvis
    dauvis Posts: 57
    http://www.go-girl.com/

    This one got me chuckling.

    I think something practical like vacuum cleaner, swiffer, laundry detergents,... would be good for getting in the dog house. Of course, you could pull something similar to what Homer did in this episode of the Simpsons: http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Life_on_the_Fast_Lane
  • wayback63
    wayback63 Posts: 210
    How else are you going to know it's time to make breakfast?
    Kidding...seriously just kidding
  • susieoj
    susieoj Posts: 181
    A coupon for an oil change, or a gift membership to weight watchers...
  • logicman69
    logicman69 Posts: 1,034 Member
    http://www.go-girl.com/

    This one got me chuckling.

    I think something practical like vacuum cleaner, swiffer, laundry detergents,... would be good for getting in the dog house. Of course, you could pull something similar to what Homer did in this episode of the Simpsons: http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Life_on_the_Fast_Lane

    I was thinking of something like that. I remember the Christmas my Dad got my Mom a frying pan. He was walking on egg shells around here for months!! The problem with my wife is she would actually think it was a good gift. lol

    These are all great guys! Keep them coming!!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Ok.. so my wife has a knack of picking out really awful gifts for me. For Christmas this year she got me a hamburger press and a plastic cover that goes over your dish in the microwave to prevent splatter... ummmm... ok then. This is actually a trend with her for most gift giving holidays. So really it comes as no surprise, but this was a new low for her.

    So I figured this year for Valentines Day, I would get her a gag gift. Something that would just make her stop dead in her tracks and be like "WTF"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (please note.. this will be a GAG gift. I will still get her a real gift to show my love and affection blah blah blah blah *insert Hallmark marketing campaign here*)

    So ladies, what is the WORST gift you ever received on a holiday? Guys, what gift did you give that put you in the dog house for weeks? Post em up people. I need ideas!!!

    Ummm.....a gag?
  • Debbjones
    Debbjones Posts: 278 Member
    I would not take it to the personal level and give her anything like a sex toy... looks like the gifts she gave you focused on kitchen items and if you want to make point that will not "hit her too far below the belt"... maybe try looking at this link... just a thought and good luck to you!

    http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/parody-cookbooks
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    http://www.lovemybubbles.com/land-butt-lifting-bras.shtml
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Get her a thigh master.
  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
    Shake weight....it teaches other skills as well.

    Damn...I'm good at this.
  • MyOwnSunshine
    MyOwnSunshine Posts: 1,312 Member
    How else are you going to know it's time to make breakfast?
    Kidding...seriously just kidding

    LOL

    He really thought it was a great gift because it was an extra fancy alarm clock!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Shake weight....it teaches other skills as well.

    Damn...I'm good at this.

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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I never got one but only suggesting because I'd throat punch my husband...

    Diva Cup.

    Unless she has one and likes it. Then I got nothin.
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    Hand held dirt devil. I received one for Valentines Day. No I am not kidding.
    That was the beginning of the end.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    She got you kitchen stuff, so get her garage stuff.

    Allen wrench set.

    A gas can.

    Bicycle pump.

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