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What is the user above's fortune?

PrettyAlaskan
PrettyAlaskan Posts: 130 Member
edited February 10 in Chit-Chat
I adore fortune cookies, but since I've changed my diet for the better I have to rely on you guys for some good fortune :laugh:
Ignore the bottom part of this pic, lol I just thought this was cute :tongue:
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    You will be crushed by a giant douche riding a dolphin that can speak Greek while shooting arrows and training their archery on little paper ducks on a merry go round.
  • PrettyAlaskan
    PrettyAlaskan Posts: 130 Member
    You've accurately summed up my past, future and present ;) And now for your fortune... cookie-8.jpg
  • PrettyAlaskan
    PrettyAlaskan Posts: 130 Member
    Lol, here's another good one, totally wrong, but nonetheless hilarious :laugh:
    Lead-FortuneCookie.jpg
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    The pics are way too much effort, my arms hurt from the gym hahaha

    Can't I just write one out? :P lol
  • DaWayne360
    DaWayne360 Posts: 261 Member
    When you realize that message boards do not qualify as a social life, you will have learned, and it will be time.
  • PrettyAlaskan
    PrettyAlaskan Posts: 130 Member
    You will have a dream about the pot calling the kettle black.
    When you realize that message boards do not qualify as a social life, you will have learned, and it will be time.
  • PrettyAlaskan
    PrettyAlaskan Posts: 130 Member
    Haha yeah of course, I'm just a dork like that :)
    The pics are way too much effort, my arms hurt from the gym hahaha

    Can't I just write one out? :P lol
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    your fortune telling thread that died over a week ago will suddenly be resurrected!
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