If I had $20 million I would....

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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?

    Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks
  • MainahGirl
    MainahGirl Posts: 282 Member
    Buy a fur coat, but not a real fur coat...that's cruel.
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?

    Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks

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  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Not tell a damn person. I don't need "friends" crawling out of the woodwork.

    Buy nice place out of the way in a nice area. Not anything crazy, but somewhere where I can enjoy and with enough land to play on. Somewhere forested in the NW probably.
    Semi-retire.
    Do work that I want to do.
    Invest.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Pay the huge tax bill that went with it.

    Then probably help out that Nigerian prince who really needs it.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?

    Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks

    No salad for me. Just the trimmings.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?

    Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks
    Do you count yourself in that 8?
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Not tell a damn person. I don't need "friends" crawling out of the woodwork.

    Buy nice place out of the way in a nice area. Not anything crazy, but somewhere where I can enjoy and with enough land to play on. Somewhere forested in the NW probably.
    Semi-retire.
    Do work that I want to do.
    Invest.
    Probably the best response yet and realistic. I'd probably buy myself that Viper I've always wanted too.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?

    Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks
    Do you count yourself in that 8?

    I count myself as 4 of them. I would clone myself and have the worlds most narcissistic orgy.
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    pay off all my bills and my mom, sisters and brother's too
    pay for my children's college
    Set my children up trust funds
    Buy summer beach house.
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    I also wouldn't tell anybody either, I don't want the stress of not knowing who my real friends are.

    1. Buy my parents their dream ranch & boat.
    2. Finish college at an Ivy League university (and purchase a small house/apartment in the area.)
    3. Replace my POS car with a decent one (but not outlandishly crazy expensive, probably a new Subaru)
    4. Hire a personal trainer to get my *kitten* in shape!
    5. Replace my entire wardrobe (after I've shrunk a couple sizes)

    Use the rest when needed for tuition/books/etc., put the rest in savings, and get a part-time job in my new ivy league college town. :)
  • WhisperAnne
    WhisperAnne Posts: 453 Member
    I would pay off my parents credit card debt
    buy them a nice house
    buy myself a car/house
    get some cosmetic work done on my tummy
    Travel the world!
  • Kevalicious99
    Kevalicious99 Posts: 1,131 Member
    No thank you. Too much hassle. Statistically people are no happier after winning the lottery.
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
    Buy lots of bacon.

    that sounds sexy
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    Divide some of it up for family.
    Pay off our house...but still live here.
    Keep my job...but maybe only work part time.
    Donate some to my favorite charity, some to the American Cancer Society and some to the American Diabetes Association.
    Maybe add a few more Jeeps to the family and a new pontoon for the river.
    and of course...I would shop. ;)
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    if you aren't earning that 20 million then you are inheriting it...

    if you aren't inheriting it, then you are winning it....most prize houses demand that in order to claim the prize you have to identify yourself and allow them to publically post you as the winner...

    so keeping it mum is pretty much not an option...

    me? I'd look after my family.

    how? any damn way I wanted.
  • Seajolly
    Seajolly Posts: 1,435 Member
    I would:

    - give 3 million to my parents and 3 million to my sister
    - have the wedding of my dreams
    - donate 3 million to charity
    - buy a farm on Kauai, an apartment in London, and a modest home in Austin
    - start my own business
    - travel to at least 3 countries a year
  • tinacrane
    tinacrane Posts: 134 Member
    Donate 1/2 of it to charity anonymously.
    Pay off all my debts,attempt to live debt free.
    Pay off all my parents debts: hire them some live in help.
    Buy each of my children a modest house
    Buy myself a modest house on at least 10 secluded acres.
    Set up education funds for the 8 grandchildren.
    Retire, but work part time or just.
    Volunteer in my spare time.
    Take one really nice European vacation.
    Invest what's left.
    All In that order :)
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you a house
    I would buy you a house

    And if I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Id buy you furniture for your house
    Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

    And if I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you a K-Car
    A nice reliant automobile
    And if I had 20 million dollars, Id buy your love

    If I had 20 million dollars
    Id build a tree-fort in our yard
    If I had 20 million dollars you could help
    It wouldnt be that hard

    If I had 20 million dollars
    Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
    In there somewhere
    We could just go up there and hang out

    Like open the fridge and stuff
    And thered all be foods laid out for us
    Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

    They have pre-wrapped sausages
    But they dont have pre-wrapped bacon
    Well, can you blame them?
    Yeah

    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you a fur coat
    But not a real fur coat, thats cruel

    And if I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you an exotic pet
    Yep, like a llama or an emu

    And if I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you John Merricks remains
    All them crazy elephant bones
    And if I had 20 million dollars Id buy your love

    If I had 20 million dollars
    We wouldnt have to walk to the store
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Wed take a Limousine cause it costs more

    If I had 20 million dollars
    We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner
    But we would eat Kraft dinner

    Of course we would, wed just eat more
    And buy really expensive ketchups with it
    Thats right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups

    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you a green dress
    But not a real green dress, thats cruel

    And if I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you some art
    A Picasso or a Garfunkel

    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you a monkey
    Havent you always wanted a monkey?
    If I had 20 million dollars Id buy your love

    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Id be rich

    came in to post this. glad you got it covered.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?

    Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks
    Do you count yourself in that 8?

    I count myself as 4 of them. I would clone myself and have the worlds most narcissistic orgy.

    So you would be ok having sex with yourself? Nevermind, i'm good with that.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?

    Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks
    Do you count yourself in that 8?

    I count myself as 4 of them. I would clone myself and have the worlds most narcissistic orgy.

    So you would be ok having sex with yourself? Nevermind, i'm good with that.

    Cloning hasn't really been perfected, so I'd be having sex with gibbering, mildly deformed versions of myself.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    Buy you 20 monkeys, of course. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Disappear.
  • pmm76
    pmm76 Posts: 158
    Throw legendary parties all around the globe....until I was broke.

    Or save it and invest it...but the first thing sounded more fun.
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    I would purchase investment properties for middle class as well as needy people. I would also set up a homeless shelter.. I would travel the world living off the land and doing charity work for poor countries.

    I would also give a fair amount to family and friends.
  • ParamoreAddict
    ParamoreAddict Posts: 839 Member
    be in NY right now.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?

    Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks
    Do you count yourself in that 8?

    I count myself as 4 of them. I would clone myself and have the worlds most narcissistic orgy.

    So you would be ok having sex with yourself? Nevermind, i'm good with that.

    Cloning hasn't really been perfected, so I'd be having sex with gibbering, mildly deformed versions of myself.
    That actually sounds perfect

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  • CBDoll
    CBDoll Posts: 20 Member
    Retire and move to the south of France.

    Me too, but I would also give my parents and my daughter a very nice chunk of change.
  • kzivic
    kzivic Posts: 326 Member
    Buy myself a really, really expensive pair of shoes.


    And then do all that other stuff like pay of debt, donate, invest, travel, yadda yadda yadda..
  • gertudejekyl
    gertudejekyl Posts: 386 Member
    Buy an old house with lots of land around it. Privacy and peace and no more landlords. I would upon moving in I would blast In The Jungle a couple of times. ..then start a garden and get 2 more dogs. Get an vintage airstream for visiting relatives-- wait is that a good idea?

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