When was the last time you wanted to hit your spouse?

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  • powerpuffgirl66
    powerpuffgirl66 Posts: 143 Member
    Is this a trick question? I feel like it's a trick question...
  • beernpizza2
    beernpizza2 Posts: 553 Member
    i ALWAYS wanna hit it, yo!

    stormtrooper-pelvic-thrust-o.gif

    *Snort*
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
    Only wanted to?

    I like it when he gets saucy.
  • 99clmsntgr
    99clmsntgr Posts: 777 Member
    I wanted to hit that last night.

    But she worked late and by the time she came to bed I was asleep.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    This thread's gonna end swimmingly ... probably with a lock

    No one said when was the last time you DID hit your spouse.... Just when you WANTED to! NOT ALWAYS A BAD THING!
  • fatfrost
    fatfrost Posts: 365 Member
    Someone I respect to me told me once that you don't hit people you love, and I've never had the desire to raise a hand towards my wife. I regularly long for the days when parents could deliver a good spanking to misbehaving kids tho . . .
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    I hit my wife a few times every day. She has a very nice butt! Chicks that squat and deadlift are the best.
  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    Two days ago when he put dirty dishes from the night before into the sink and left and went to work. Grrrrr

    Mine doesn't even do that. For some ungodly reason, he leaves whatever dish he's dirtied *next* to the sink. Drives me batty.
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
    today when he called my job and asked my coworker if he can speak to " the hooker he seen walking in this morning!"
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    I hit my wife a few times every day. She has a very nice butt! Chicks that squat and deadlift are the best.

    See this is a man who gets it!!!!!!!!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I'm sure this was meant as a joke. At least I hope so. The answer for me is Never.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    not even funny
  • kdb247
    kdb247 Posts: 326 Member
    Right before I left the schizophrenic psycho:smokin:
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,645 Member
    this is kind of one of those things you can't really make funny even if you "lighten up"...

    just poor choice of wording here.
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    November of 2010. After that, she was officially my ex spouse.
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
    not even funny

    not even a little bit?
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    not even funny

    not even a little bit?

    no, not the way it comes across.
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    I hit my wife a few times every day. She has a very nice butt! Chicks that squat and deadlift are the best.

    See this is a man who gets it!!!!!!!!

    Yes I do!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Don't want to hit him, sometimes feel like throwing stuff at him.....drives me nuts some days.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    not even funny

    not even a little bit?

    nope. any topic can be funny, but its all in the delivery. OP failed big time.
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