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When was the last time you wanted to hit your spouse?

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I'm sure this was meant as a joke. At least I hope so. The answer for me is Never.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    not even funny
  • kdb247
    kdb247 Posts: 326 Member
    Right before I left the schizophrenic psycho:smokin:
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    this is kind of one of those things you can't really make funny even if you "lighten up"...

    just poor choice of wording here.
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    November of 2010. After that, she was officially my ex spouse.
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
    not even funny

    not even a little bit?
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    not even funny

    not even a little bit?

    no, not the way it comes across.
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    I hit my wife a few times every day. She has a very nice butt! Chicks that squat and deadlift are the best.

    See this is a man who gets it!!!!!!!!

    Yes I do!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Don't want to hit him, sometimes feel like throwing stuff at him.....drives me nuts some days.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    not even funny

    not even a little bit?

    nope. any topic can be funny, but its all in the delivery. OP failed big time.
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    The last time? Never.
  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    In for domestic violence
  • molonlabe762
    molonlabe762 Posts: 411 Member
    My wife beats me up all the time, lol
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Jesus.

    x1 million
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
    not even funny

    not even a little bit?

    nope. any topic can be funny, but its all in the delivery. OP failed big time.

    I hear ya
  • SweeDecadence92
    SweeDecadence92 Posts: 218 Member
    When we were naked and he asked very nicely.

    Can't imagine any other context you'd want to hit a loved one!
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    I hit my wife a few times every day. She has a very nice butt! Chicks that squat and deadlift are the best.


    I dumped the dude who did this to me before I started lifting.

    And had an argument with my now-ex when he did after I started lifting.

    Its not amusing. I find it to be obnoxious and disrespectful. I HATE my *kitten* being smacked
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