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I slept with...

What's your story?

Pick the month your mom was born
Jan- I ate
Feb- I banged
Mar-I ran naked with
April- I snacked with
May- I ran shirtless with
June- I beat
July- I cuddled with
Aug- I needed
Sept- I shot
Oct- I spanked
Nov- I stabbed
Dec-I slept with

Pick the day you were born
1- my lover
2- a dog
3- a boner
4- a knome
5- a broken condom
6- your cousins toothbrush
7- a hippe
8- a glass of milk
9- a porn star
10- Paris Hilton
11- Justin Bieber
12- a teletubby
13- the koolaid man
14- some crack heads down the street
15- an easter egg from last year
16- a pot head
17- a bum
18- a stripper
19- a horse
20- your mom
21- a pickle
22- my best friend
23- the cookie monster
24- your ex boyfriend
25- a box of stale ceral
26- a golf ball
27- a bag of weed
28- a french fry
29- armpit hair
30- your grandma
31- a mop

Pick the color shirt you are wearing
White: because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Pink: because I'm good in bed
Red: because I have AMAZING boobs
Orange: because I smoked crack
Yellow: because I didn't like the way she looked at me
Green: because I snort coke
Turquoise: because my butt is rather large
Blue: because I'm your pimp
Purple: because that's what she said
Polka Dots: because I hate my life
Tan: because I'm a solider boy/girl
Brown: because I had to
Gold: because Jennifer Lawrence stole my phone
Grey: because everyone else died
Black: because I'm sexy like that
Other: because Robert Downey Jr. lied to me
Shirtless: because I've got abs

Replies

  • I slept with your mom because hoes kept stealing my tacos
  • pmm76
    pmm76 Posts: 158
    I shot your boyfriend because I'm your pimp
  • ParamoreAddict
    ParamoreAddict Posts: 839 Member
    I spanked my lover because I'm your pimp. Damn it feels good to come clean!
  • I shot your boyfriend because I'm your pimp

    Holy cheese whiz that one is like perfect.

    But why couldn't you just let me be happy:sick:
  • pmm76
    pmm76 Posts: 158
    Sorry....It's just business. lol
  • Olivia
    Olivia Posts: 10,135 MFP Staff
    Hey Folks,

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