Pizza cleanse, who's with me?

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  • Riemersma4
    Riemersma4 Posts: 400 Member
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    IN

    Spam, Velveeta and tater tots pizza is my 'go to' for this cleanse.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Have you ever eaten so much pizza you poop yourself? It's amazeballs.
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
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    I ate 4 slices of pizza last night, still no cleanse?!


    What am I doing wrong?

    Please help, I don't wanna fall off the wagon again :(
  • GoMizzou99
    GoMizzou99 Posts: 512 Member
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    Did that last week. Doing Bourbon cleanse now.

    This goes to show that timing IS everything.
  • sbarella
    sbarella Posts: 713 Member
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    Best laugh I have had all day!!!

    Count me in ~ I want to eliminate "toxins" from my body since my organs were not designed to do that on their own and eating only one food is certainly the way! Bwwaaa haaa haaa haaa!
    Of course they can't do that on their own, because your body was designed to digest nothing but pizza.

    Count me in!
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    Nope, doing the Haribo Gummy bear cleanse. See Amazon reviews for how the really works!!!

    http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
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    I'm waiting for the ice cream and donut cleanse.

    ^^this
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
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    Did the Kim Chee cleanse recently.
    VERY effective.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Nope, doing the Haribo Gummy bear cleanse. See Amazon reviews for how the really works!!!

    http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC

    Odus, I think you have competition!
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
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    Damn it! Now I want pizza. Could totally fit in to calorie budget, it's the financial budget that's broke right now....

    Oh well, back to my home cooked meal of buffalo chicken bacon quesadilla for dinner...:wink:
    Crust $1.00
    pizza sauce $0.25
    cheese $1.50
    pepperoni $0.50

    Total: $3.25 for a 12-inch, 800 calorie pizza.:bigsmile:

    The pizzas that come out of my oven never taste as good as the ones from the place around the corner with the coal fired oven :grumble:
    That's what pizza stones are for.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Do we get to rub it all over like soap?

    I would be so down for that. Or even chocolate. Excuse me for a minute.

    As your future spouse, I get to clean you up.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Do I have to juice the pizza in my juicer, and administer it per rectum?
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    Nope, doing the Haribo Gummy bear cleanse. See Amazon reviews for how the really works!!!

    http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC
    "innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS"
    8zxd747.jpg
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Do we get to rub it all over like soap?

    I would be so down for that. Or even chocolate. Excuse me for a minute.

    As your future spouse, I get to lick you off.

    FIFY :wink:
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Damn it! Now I want pizza. Could totally fit in to calorie budget, it's the financial budget that's broke right now....

    Oh well, back to my home cooked meal of buffalo chicken bacon quesadilla for dinner...:wink:
    Crust $1.00
    pizza sauce $0.25
    cheese $1.50
    pepperoni $0.50

    Total: $3.25 for a 12-inch, 800 calorie pizza.:bigsmile:

    The pizzas that come out of my oven never taste as good as the ones from the place around the corner with the coal fired oven :grumble:
    That's what pizza stones are for.

    Even with pizza stone, my oven must be deffective....
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    Does this cleanse help Scorpios lose weight? I need a diet that is specifically attuned to my star chart.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    Does this cleanse help Scorpios lose weight? I need a diet that is specifically attuned to my star chart.
    Sorry. Scorpios cannot ever lose weight. Choose to have been born under a different sign and try again.

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