Is the person above you a mutha****a?

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Granville_Cocteau
Granville_Cocteau Posts: 209 Member
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Mutha****aville ...

is not the pounds on the scale or the tale of the tape,
neither lifting heavy
nor running fast.

there are fat mutha****as,
ripped ones,
even an average Joe
can qualify for mutha****in' residency.

Mutha****aville
has no rules except this:
excuses are outlawed and things get done--
with or without a gym,
regardless of the rain
or the wind blowing too hard in your mutha****in' face.

For the road doesn't rise to meet you in Mutha****aville,
a land of sinister seas
and one-way streets
where a cavalry of unicorns comes galloping
just to crap on your cake,
there are bad, *****-*kitten* days there
but they are turned into fuel
to make mutha****in' magic.

Mutha****as may not take it easy
but they know when to rest;
they take the long view
as to reach greater mutha****in' glory.

In Mutha****aville
they have donuts
and maple-glazed women
with red-sprinkle lips
but that's just my view.

If you've reached Mutha****aville,
I salute you.
I'm not there yet
but tell 'em I'm coming--
and to save me a mutha****in' drink.

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