Help! I'm addicted to bodybuilders!

It's true. The shame.

It never works.....but all those mountainy pillows of bulging muscle and the abs.....oh God.....the abs.

After each one I say NO MORE VEGAS! THAT'S IT! THEY ARE BAD FOR YOU!

But then it happens again.

Poor me :sad:
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  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    So um, look me up in 3-4 years ;-)
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    So um, look me up in 3-4 years ;-)
    why 3-4 years?
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    So um, look me up in 3-4 years ;-)
    why 3-4 years?

    I should be ripped by then
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    So um, look me up in 3-4 years ;-)
    why 3-4 years?

    Yeah this ^^^^^ I can go as young as 24 with sound mind. Then again, my mind might not always be that sound :drinker:
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    So um, look me up in 3-4 years ;-)
    why 3-4 years?

    I should be ripped by then


    Ohhhhh haha oops....I thought it was an age thing :laugh:
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    Naw, I'm 33
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    There there Vegas... *rubs that thigh*... it's okay. #girlcrush
  • Southern_Belle_LA
    Southern_Belle_LA Posts: 931 Member
    I am just as guilty! I like knowing a man can pick me up and pin me like against a wall! I know strong men don't need the bulk but I'm a visual, handsy kind of lady.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    It sounds like you have a problem and need to go to BBAA (body builders addicted anonymous).

    Please get help soon. You are in all of our thoughts.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Sorry, but I don't swing that way.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    There there Vegas... *rubs that thigh*... it's okay. #girlcrush

    There are some days I really wish I went the other way.....this just might be one of those days :blushing:
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    It sounds like you have a problem and need to go to BBAA (body builders addicted anonymous).

    Please get help soon. You are in all of our thoughts.

    Yes! YES! This sounds good. Now are said BBAA meetings in person. Like I would actually be able to SEE the bodybuilders and TOUCH them *gazes off*

    .........I mean obviously for treatment purposes only.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Maybe try to smother yourself to the point you're no longer addicted and find them repulsive...
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    There there Vegas... *rubs that thigh*... it's okay. #girlcrush

    There are some days I really wish I went the other way.....this just might be one of those days :blushing:

    My man swears I'm closet Bi.
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    If a dude looks at himself more than the female he's with... -_-
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Maybe try to smother yourself to the point you're no longer addicted and find them repulsive...

    So like a bb'er sandwich.

    Ohhhhhh........
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    If a dude looks at himself more than the female he's with... -_-

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  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    It sounds like you have a problem and need to go to BBAA (body builders addicted anonymous).

    Please get help soon. You are in all of our thoughts.

    Yes! YES! This sounds good. Now are said BBAA meetings in person. Like I would actually be able to SEE the bodybuilders and TOUCH them *gazes off*

    .........I mean obviously for treatment purposes only.

    Just for treatment purposes.
  • fishnbrah
    fishnbrah Posts: 550
    that feel when, your physique sucks and women dont want it.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    If a dude looks at himself more than the female he's with... -_-

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    Dude I can't stop :laugh:
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    If a dude looks at himself more than the female he's with... -_-

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    Disturbing yet oddly arousing. :ohwell:
  • justdrwnthatway
    justdrwnthatway Posts: 14 Member
    Nearly all the guys I've been out with have had fairly ****ty bodies...I think I'd die if I met a guy that could pick me up.....giggidy ;)
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    Nearly all the guys I've been out with have had fairly ****ty bodies...I think I'd die if I met a guy that could pick me up.....giggidy ;)

    It's fun being tossed around like a nerf ball.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Nearly all the guys I've been out with have had fairly ****ty bodies...I think I'd die if I met a guy that could pick me up.....giggidy ;)

    It's fun being tossed around like a nerf ball.

    Here for the tossing.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Nearly all the guys I've been out with have had fairly ****ty bodies...I think I'd die if I met a guy that could pick me up.....giggidy ;)

    It's fun being tossed around like a nerf ball.

    Oh yes, there is that :bigsmile:
  • WhataBroad
    WhataBroad Posts: 1,091 Member
    Sighhh... Some of us have not given up hope that there is a buff bro that has the heart and the mind to go with all of them glorious bulges... surely they do exist!!
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Sorry, but I don't swing that way.

    Well, there goes that fantasy . . .
  • Andy_83
    Andy_83 Posts: 270
    Then alas Vegas we will never work.

    Couldn't help but have a play on the equipment on South Beach with all the keanos when I was there although it was more to see the look on their faces when a pasty 12.5 stone Englishman started getting involved.
  • fishnbrah
    fishnbrah Posts: 550
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    "Here for the tossing."
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    do you even lift?