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FemininGuns
FemininGuns Posts: 605 Member
edited September 21 in Chit-Chat
What's white and goes up instead of down? --- A mental snowflake --- :laugh:

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  • CinderellaMom
    CinderellaMom Posts: 22
    :laugh: What do you get when you cross a bumble bee and a seagull? A Beagle

    :laugh: What side of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside
  • RushinBruisette
    RushinBruisette Posts: 2,109 Member
    Why did John Wayne want a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long lil doggy :laugh:
  • DanOhh
    DanOhh Posts: 1,806 Member
    Famous Last Words in History - "Does this taste a little weird to you?"
  • BeerKahuna
    BeerKahuna Posts: 52
    Q: "How long have you been married?"

    A: Seven wonderful years. . . . . twenty-seven all together.
  • ashlee954
    ashlee954 Posts: 1,112 Member
    Q: What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

    A: Silence

    :bigsmile:
  • prettylyzard
    prettylyzard Posts: 98 Member
    Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
    A. Where you left it.
  • Blossom01
    Blossom01 Posts: 658
    Q- How many months out of the year have 29 day?

    A-12 :laugh:
  • Blossom01
    Blossom01 Posts: 658
    Q- What do you pour water into that has many holes but never spills?

    A- A sponge:laugh:
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